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The first truck designed by Mike Brady
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive
You'll smell like a steak when it burns you alive

Teslanero! Teslanero!

Well, it goes real slow when the battery's down
It's the electrified truck designed by a clown!

Teslanero! Hyah! Teslanerohhhh!
Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
This demo really convinced me to go visit the steel ball dealership showroom
I don't get why they'd make such a weird big deal about armored glass on a pickup oh wait okay I see nevermind
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Texas trucks already have break-in deterrent technology, they're called rifle racks
I guess when your designers live in San Francisco your concept vehicles are gonna end up with features like armored glass and hobo shit & piss deodorizers
We outsourced the styling to a random 2nd grader, and passed on the savings to you!
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Please accept this ocular palate cleanser as my apology
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