"Hmm, maybe we can use them as #reinvent badge scanning Attack Interns in 2020" muses @datadog.
*a dozen people clap*
"Thanks, guys."
Huh, I didn't realize Vanguard only hired men...
Man, I didn't realize he was such a downer at parties. ☹️
It's still complicated, but it's partially why Route 53 can publish a 100% SLA. #reinvent
It distills down to highly constraining blast radius to effectively nothing.
#reinvent
Articles on the things they've learned that we can apply ourselves.
I found out what I'm doing with my time off at the end of the month; thanks @werner!
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Perhaps exhibit more empathy; failing that, perhaps shut your damned mouth.
Completely fair, since I use Volkswagen in @awscloud.
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