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So I guess it's like Schrodinger's Cat
It has now been consecrated in The Ark of the Impeachment, and on its way to be buried forever in a secret subterranean snake vault in the desert
5000 years from now it will be opened by an overly-curious Harvard Law professor, only to have his face melted off
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Here's a crazy idea: instead of telling me how many 4/5 star high school players a team has, tell me how many of them are 4/5 star players after 3 years
It's just hilarious listening to talking heads still insisting USC has far more "talent" than Iowa after that beatdown. Any objective review of that game will tell you Iowa was bigger, stronger, more skilled, and yes, FASTER than USC.
Ferentz is pretty good at developing players, but after a 2 year recruiting cycle that may produce 6 NFL first rounders (Fant Hockenson Epenesa Wirfs Jackson & maybe Stone), maybe he's also better at judging talent that anonymous chatroom randos
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Final #GloomyDave prediction of the year: oh, you say the Hawkeyes are traveling to California to play a bowl game against a Pac 12 team?

Iowa 6
USC 1.87362 * E471
USC will win if it's a track meet
Iowa will win if it's a bar fight in a phone booth

It will be a track meet
Some teams want to beat you with shock & awe; Iowa wants to slowly chokehold you to death to a Perry Como record
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A very nice tweet from USC fandom recognizing a very nice gesture by Hawkeye FB. Sportsmanship is not dead.
the obvious commonality between Iowa and USC is former Trojan footballer & Iowa native John Wayne. The other is Howard Jones, who coached Iowa to national championships in 1921 & 1922* before moving to USC and winning 4 NCs for the Trojans.
*there wasn't an official national champ in those days, or poll; Iowa was undefeated B1G champs in both '21 and '22 and can make a strong case that they were NC. In addition to USC and Iowa, Howard Jones also coached Yale to a mythical NC in 1909.
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Meta4: Electrical power.

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