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1/ Warning: Incoming metaphor alert. Do not be alarmed, the feeling will pass shortly.

Meta4: Electrical power.

Republican "oversight" of #TeamTreason is like one of those little AA LED "tactical" flashlights. Gives off some nice light using about 1.5V with sub-amp current.
2/ Democratic Oversight (House) is like those ginormous transmission lines carrying hundreds of thousands of Volts and Gahddess knows how much current across the freakin' continent. 😳

Con: Takes a while to re-build the sabotaged and destroyed towers.
3/ Pro: Once up they are *charged*. One of those lines touches something it's like Gahddess's own giant bug zapper. 😳🔥

And IMHO Dems have been working like Ivanka's child laborers to get them rebuilt.
4/ It's like rebuilding Puerto Rico power grid but not using sketchy Trumpy Whitewater firms with 2 employees.

Be patient peeps, Justice might be delayed but it will not be denied. #StrongerTogether
5/ Meta4: Explosive demolition. They study the building, engineer where to put explosives, insert the explosives, and then when the appointed time arrives. flip a switch and let the process and physics take over.

Whoosh! Building destroyed in a couple of blinks.
6/ One thing I learned as a software project mgr is most people prefer to see action even if it's ineffective action. Get a bunch of people madly coding w/o a plan is not recipe for success but managers IME prefer it.
7/ Much harder, but more likely to bring project on time and on budget is upfront *planning* which takes *time*. Mgrs freak out when they don't see coders coding.

But once good designs and realistic plan in place?

Strap in, get out of way, this train is leaving the station. 😎
8/ Meta4: tsunami. Dems are triggering quakes far out to sea and deep under the surface.

It takes *time* for that energy to translate into a Wall of Terror but It. Will. because of simple physics.

9/ In the meantime it looks like nothing is happening, #TreasonWeasels happily splash in their little safe (for now) lagoon completely unaware of the all encompassing mortal danger headed their way.
10/ Meta4: Cigarette boat vs aircraft carrier or destroyer.

Rs spent their House years driving around in cigarette boats. Very flashy, fast, full of bikini babes. Hard to miss.

But before they were bikini babe magnets what was there original purpose?
11/ Smuggling cigarettes to avoid taxes (hence the name). Small very fast boats to outrun The Law. How apropos.
12/ House Dems instead are using an aircraft carrier or destroyer.

Con: Takes a while to turn from covering for #TreasonWeasels course to 180d course correction to pursuing traitors. Have to build up momentum.
13/ Pros: Once course set and under power nothing stops it.

When it encounters a cigarette boat the cigarette boat simply ceases to exist while the carrier / destroyer continues full steam ahead as if nothing happened.

A juggernaut in the full sense of the word (look it up 👿).
^^^ metaphors for why I am lit and wearing 😎🕺 @ericgarland @saradannerdukic @karolcummins @gregolear @MelissaJPeltier @JamesFourM


14/ Who's the target? One guess. 😎

15/ General consensus is that you've made very poor life choices if you find yourself at the business end of an A-10 Warthog. #TeamTreason made some *very* poor life decisions. 🙄🤔🙄😂😎 #brrt

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