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2010-2019
-Met, fell for, and married @AlyssaRosenberg.
-Became the parent of a wonderful child.
-Found some of my people, shared joys and tragedies, lost others.
-Watched a lot of cable news, wrote many takes and even more tweets.
-Traveled to places I'd never imagined seeing.
@AlyssaRosenberg So busy being earnest and sappy that I missed the obvious joke, alas.
the best thing I did in 2019 was teach the toddler to put on sunglasses stick up thumbs and go “ayyyy” like the fonz send tweet
the second best thing I did in 2019 was storming the scif
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