1: Why allocate 12.5 billion litres a year for 50 years to a profit shifting, environment vandalising corp called Adani?
2: Why are we giving away $29 billion a year in fossil fuel subsidies to private enterprise?
4: Why does Peter Dutton choose what the AFP investigates?
5: Why did Angus Taylor set up a Cayman Island front for the Australian govt to do business through?
6: Why did Mr B Joyce pay $80 million for imaginary water to the Cayman entity in Q5?
8: Why do we have to beg whenever something goes wrong in Australia?
9: Why does a sacked marketing man have the keys to Kirribilli?
10: How much does the govt pay the media every year to get them to play dead?
12: Why was #watergate never investigated by the AFP?
13: Why were the Campion jobs never investigated even when it was clear the Commonwealth was defrauded?
14: How many gigs in Canberra are sinecures?
17: How much are we paying for the crooks internet this month?
18: Did the govt really sabotage the NBN for Rupert?
19: Or is it just more incompetence?
20: Do you really think we believe the Rolex watches were fake?
27: Why do our major parties take money from them?
28: Why do many of them appear to be political donors?
29: Isn't tax integrity a job of our parliament?
30: What does our parliament actually achieve?
32: Why is there a 16-year waiting list for public housing?
33: How is work for the dole, not slavery?
34: Why do we need PaTH interns?
35: Why would govt undermine the industrial relations system with policies if the were sincere?
37: Why was #GrassGate not investigated by the AFP
38: How did our govt lose over $350 billion in just over 6 years?
39: Is s44(i-v) really that hard to comply with?
40: Why did we give Foxtel $30 million for Fifield's cufflinks
42: How many consultants have no fucking idea why they are in Canberra
43: Why does the IPA have so many federal MPs?
44: How does the IPA qualify as a think tank when they have never had an idea?
45: Are the IPA clones?
47: How do you get a media advisor job in an office that does no media and already has a media advisor?
48: Has Damien Drum ever met Ms Campion?
49: Imagine if they used their evil powers for the nation?
51: Why do we burden kids with HECs debts?
52: Why are so many FOI requests denied or redacted?
53: If there are no boats why is border protection so costly?
54: How do Paladin win govt contracts out of a shack?
56: Does Senator Cash take the whiteboard on holidays?
57: Why isn't parliament performance based?
58: Why can a politician take away other people's entitlements?(penalty rates)
59: How do punitive welfare laws pass both houses?
60: Is cheating ok Josh?
62: Was the drunk envoy a real job?
63: There are no text messages are there?
64: How many lives has Angus Taylor got left?
65: Can you lock people on an Island and really be religious?
67: Does the govt have anything other than austerity and privatisation?
68: How bad do you have to be the third PM behind Abbott?
69: Why do $50 billion subs now cost $220 billion?
70: Are you trying to bankrupt Australia?
72: Do the media purposely run past govt scandals?
73: If Jesus was alive which MP would he throw a sandal at?
74: How do you lose over $54 billion a year in govt?
75: How many emails before the banks RC was rigged?
76: Do MPs sleep at channel 9?
78: If you don't have a story do media just make one up?
79: Is it true you stole trickle down economics from Ronald Reagan?
80: Is the media embarrassed at all by this list?
81: Why ignore experts?
83: Why doesn't every state have a battery storage unit like South Australia?
84: Why did we sack so many scientists?
85: Why don't every school have a copy of Black Emu?
86: Why isn't it taught in schools?
88: Why are there so few franking credit deaths?
89: Why does the ATO rain money upon the wealthy while tormenting the working class?
90: Why can MPs break our laws?
92: How many died turning back?
93: More people die from bee stings than terrorism. Why do we spend so little on bee stings?
94: Would the chief editor of the Australian donate an organ to Rupert?
95: Geez I'm stuffed
97: Hands up if you are getting a kickback from Adani?
98: Did you know Adani is allowed to take over 34 million litres a day for 50 years from the Suttor River?
99: Who killed the Darling River?
100: How do I get a press pass?
102: Never again...