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dems: please agree to rules
gop: sure. yeah. we agree to rules.
dems: look everyone, we're playing by rules.
gop: *declares anarchy*
dems: but you said there were rules
gop: we... um... lied
dems: well that isn't fair
gop: too bad, suckahs
gop: *lies*
dems: "they are lying, say they're lying"
press: "democrats claim gop is lying, gop denies"
dems: "no but theyre objectively lying"
gop: "no we aren't"
press: "gop/dems trade barbs"
dems: "please just report the truth"
press: "dems, losing to gop, whines"
gop: lol
democrats should
- quit begging the gop to be good
- talk shit about republicans
- slam the media for not reporting on said shit talking
- talk more shit
- repeat
the argument that doing this will just get us in the mud and we shouldn't lower ourselves simply don't resonate with me. we're several decades past the point where "let's be the good guys" made any sense at all.
"by landing at normandy and invading france and germany, you're lowering yourself to hitler's level"
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