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A fine time was had at the mermaid burlesque last evening
this is at the Wreck bar at the ship-shaped B Ocean Hotel Ft Lauderdale, formerly the Sheraton Yankee Clipper (1956). Sadly now renovated into yet another hipster boutique hotel, but they had the good sense to retain the original tiki bar with its spicy undersea floor show
I was unable to contain my va-va-va-vooms
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Candidate for the coolest car in the world: Duesenberg #1, owned by the same family for 100 years
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There are plenty of reasons why Iowa shouldn’t be first in presidential primaries, but the inability of some fuckwit DNC crony startup to code a simple but utterly unnecessary app isn’t one of them
Where you come from, the software salesman isn’t your boss who says you better damn well buy it if you know what’s good for youhttps://twitter.com/micky_finn/status/1225786165825036288?s=21
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Wile E. Pelosi, SOOO-per genius
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