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I've mastered a foreign tongue. I read books on history & philosophy. I'm an expert in sports. I've met celebrities. I'm open-minded & willing to learn new stuff.
But fuck, I just don't get music. It all consists of shit that can keep me awake behind the wheel and shit that can't
But you know what's up? 95% of you are the same way, that's what's up.
Like, nobody fucking knows what rock-n-roll and what's rock-a-doodle, or, Darwin forbid, folk rock. It's all just words to all but like the hardcore 1%. To the rest of us, it's purely responding to the hook.
In fact, that 90s band, Blues Traveler, has said it all on the subject.
I mean, once I googled the lyrics (and that's another thing: who can ever understand the lyrics of anything? Even in Russian, I catch like 30% of it), it all made sense. Nobody knows shit. It either keeps you on the road or it does not. This is music's greatest achievement.
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