SF Mayor @LondonBreed: let's have a Chinese New Year parade!
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- Deadly virus with multiple cases in Bay Area
- Transmitted in part by feces
- City is covered in feces
- Killing people of Chinese nationality
- Highly contagious
Conclusion: have a Chinese New Year's Day parade on the feces covered streets of SF