Scoff if you will, but once you’ve witnessed Trump turn water into Diet Coke, you’ll change your tune.
And who can forget the time there were only 7 rolls of paper towels, but then he tossed out 500 rolls to the suffering people of Puerto Rico. I believe that story is in the Book of Kellyanne 15:32-39
And then there’s the inspirational story from the Gospel of Lindsey where Trump took a man who could once see and rendered him blind.
I’m also put in mind of the Daughter of Rogerus, Megyn Kelly, whose years of bleeding Trump was so pastorally concerned about and thus brought to an end. washingtonpost.com/news/post-poli…
I suspect this pastor also has in mind President Trump’s habit of seeing women and being moved to “lay on hands.” In this case, I find the comparison with Jesus to be pretty strained. 
The real gift this pastor has given us, is an appreciation for Trump’s unlimited powers under Commandment Two, and a proper skepticism about “the phony idolatry clause.”
