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Real question: Am I a magical witch? #thread:

Today I had a really lovely last day in Cali. I felt full of gratitude and joy about my life. As I packed, I thought about all the people who love and support me so much. I checked my flight time and saw my layover was through ATL.
I thought back fondly to when I had a long layover in ATL & one of my best friends met me at the airport for high quality polyam queer lady chat. I thought “Man, I wish I could see her this time. I would love a hug from Britney right now. Maybe I’ll get stuck there.”
Guess who’s flight to Atlanta got diverted to Chattanooga Tennessee because of unexpected sudden weather in Atlanta & who is now going to get stuck in Atlanta overnight? I’LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS!!!!

Did I make this happen with my magic witch brain?!?
Do I have magic?
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I lost some followers over the weekend. I guess people don’t like me tweeting about sex? Here’s the thing: I’m a whole ass person. I’m a writer, professor, activist AND a polyamorous Black queer woman who has sex. Recently, pretty great sex. These are just facts.
For me, being open about my pleasures (sex, twerking, fashion, etc.) alongside my politics & writing is essential to my ability to survive academia & a racist, sexist, ableist, homophobic world that wants to deny me full personhood, complex humanity.
So yea, sometimes I’m gonna tweet about pretty ladies or getting dicked down. I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: People out here thinking I’m not a scholar & a thot are hugely mistaken. Unfollow if that’s not for you. I don’t need to appeal everyone. #pleasureactivism
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Sex that makes you wanna send a gift basket after.
Sex so good you’re sore the next day
Sex you replay in your head for days afterward
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Just had a really nice cathartic convo w/ someone from my past. It healed a little part of my teenage wounds. I started this journey to deal with my early life trauma last year & it continues to be hard, but wow, I feel like I am breaking open & transforming in the process.
I had so much trauma & insecurity that I don’t even remember large chunks of my childhood & HS years. I realize that even the memories I do have are from this wounded perspective. I felt so scared & unsafe so often that now I don’t know when that was & was not warranted.
So if anyone knew me in HS before I was 21 and wants to privately tell me about what they saw in me, let me know. I hated myself so much & assumes everyone around me hated me too. Sigh. I am so glad to be an adult now, with a therapist.
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