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If the candidates were World of Warcraft Classic Characters:
Biden: Dwarf Prot Warrior named Gimle or something basic. Miner/Blacksmith. Not the guild’s first tank choice, but always shows up to raids so he gets use from time to time. Always blows the pull.

Keyboard turner.
Bloomberg: Human sword spec rogue. Herb/Miner. Built a fortune using layering to mine ore/herbs, now plays the AH for money. Often only raid logs and likes trolling general chat.
Buttigieg: Gnome frost mage named Trixi or Liliputs. Enchanter/Tailor.

Always brags about DPS, presses only one button, downplays class and race benefits.
Mom's like him.
Klobuchar: Undead shadow priest. Tailor/Herbalist. Rolls on healer and caster loot, but refuses to pop out of form to heal. Always the first demanding conjured water.

Server muted on discord for yelling at the rest of the guild.
Warren: Human Holy Paladin named Janice.

Herbalist/Alchemy.
Always posts raid strats in guild forums, supplies raid consumables to everyone. First to volunteer to run alts through VC or Stockades.

Dependable, has best healing parsed but doesn’t brag.
Yang: Gnome warlock. Miner/Engineer. Min/maxed for dps, has every spell in the book keybound or bound to MMO mouse. Spends days analyzing parses.
Sanders- Orc Fury Warrior named BernSmash. Stun resistant. Generates rage when you attack him, has self berserker buff, travels with a fierce legion of like minded orcs. Uses mechanical keyboard and is always mashing buttons while hotmicing, grunts when you tell him.
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Hi- it took me twenty years to pay off my student loans and it was not easy but I did it last spring. Between putting away money for retirement and paying off those loans, there were a lot of lean years. But I did it.

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The reason the 1619 Project has republicans so mad is that they operate under the notion that history is written by the winners, therefore all the evil they are doing right now will be ok if they just keep on "winning." And winning is an amorphous concept for them.
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A lot of people think that the Republicans #1 tool is racism. It isn’t. Don’t get me wrong, they love it, and they use the hell out of it, but it isn’t their best tool.

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