Thread by @mishtal

A crash course in anti-Israelspeak. Lesson one:

When they say -

"I want a 2 state solution and support the Palestinian right to return to their homes"

They mean -

"I support two Palestinian states"

Lesson two. When they say -

"I support Palestinian human rights"

They mean

"I don't care about the real abuses of Palestinian human rights in Lebanon and Syria - I just care about the stuff the anti-Israel propaganda websites churn out."

Lesson three. When they say -

"I want a secular bi-national state"

They mean -

"I am a privileged western imperialist trying to impose an anti-Jewish solution on foreigners 1000s of miles away that won't work and neither side wants"

Lesson four. When they say -

"I support BDS"

They mean -

"I support an anti-Jewish boycott that seeks to destroy the Jewish state"

Lesson five. When they say -

"Illegal occupation"

They mean

"I haven't got a clue what I am talking about"

Lesson six. When they say -

"peaceful resistance"

They mean

"stabbings, bombs and rockets"

Lesson seven. When they say -

"I care about all human rights"

They mean

"I only care about issues I can blame on Jews"

Last one for today. Lesson eight. When they say -

"I am an anti-Zionist"

They mean

"I am an antisemite"