"Alexa, call Michel Barnier."
"Bonjour."
"Hello, Michel. Boris Johnson here."
"Ah oui, my friend. What can I do for you."
"Can we please extend the Brexit transition 2 years, then put negotiations on hold until the world stops collapsing?"
"Mais bien sur. Our pleasure. Be safe."
"Bonjour."
"Hello, Michel. Boris Johnson here."
"Ah oui, my friend. What can I do for you."
"Can we please extend the Brexit transition 2 years, then put negotiations on hold until the world stops collapsing?"
"Mais bien sur. Our pleasure. Be safe."
Our decision to leave the EU has literally never looked more stupid than it does today. Faced with the twin bogeymen of coronavirus and recession, where will multinationals make the first cuts? Easy answer: the newly minted Neo North Korea. Thanks, Brexit!
Today appears to be "Black Monday 2: Electric Boogaloo". And there's no reason for the stock market to pick up again, so long as the US opts for prayer as the primary way to shield itself from the coronavirus. (They've tested less than 1% of the people many other countries have.)
