Rotterdam looking incredibly glamorous, there. #Eurovision
This is basically Anywhere by Rita Ora, but without getting a restaurant manager sacked. #Eurovision
Good budget-saving move for them all to share the same dress, but I'm not sure it's going to look good on James Newman. #Albania #EUROVISION
Won the dolphin vote, there. #israel #Eurovision
The Primark Cardigans, here, bringing some traditional Belgian energy. #belgium #Eurovision
Honey G, if she really liked cathedral spires. #Russia #Eurovision
These promo films are made by someone who works at Schiphol and wants an easy life for a few months. #Eurovision
I hate the chorus there, but fair play on a top performance. #malta #Eurovision
He's come dressed as a sex offenders' register. #portugal #eurovision
Sad to see Belgrade's top drag show has had to be cancelled tonight. #serbia #Eurovision
I hope Europe likes the One Show theme tune sung by a man who spends five hours a day hanging around in fruit machines. #uk #eurovision
Pub fruit machines. Balls.
Greece going the pure dad bait route. Shameless. #Eurovision
Strong middle aged lesbian at an Elvis-themed party look. #Switzerland #Eurovision
Neutral Shakin' Stevens. #Eurovision #Switzerland
Very, Very Cold Chip. #iceland
Even the singer isn't going to remember this song within ten seconds of it finishing. #spain #Eurovision a
If she really wants sugar, she can go to a convenience store and buy some. It's unreasonable to expect friends to drop everything and bring some round. #Moldova #Eurovision
This is the worst thing Germany has ever done. #Germany #Eurovision
Cbeebies Colin Hunt. #Germany #Eurovision
This is the soundtrack to a 14-year-old who hates his parents filling his wanksock for the 7th time in five hours. #finland #germany
Sofia Lowrent #Bulgaria #Eurovision
(That could do better than the bookies think)
Louie Spence on his Norwich City debut, here. #Lithuania #Eurovision
If you've ever drunk 47 cans of Monster, then tried to get to sleep at 4am, then THIS is the song for you. #Ukraine #Eurovision
An anxiety attack in a forest.#Ukraine #Eurovision
She's bloody brilliant, but everyone's still coming down from Ukraine's nerve gas attack. #france #Eurovision
Not saying the Azerbaijan singer looks like Cheryl Cole, but all the toilet attendants have just run out of the arena. #Azerbaijan #Eurovision
He might not be allowed within 500 metres of a school, but he loves his Westlife. #Norway #Eurovision
This is breaking all previous #Eurovision records for the host country clearly not wanting to have to stage it next year. #Netherlands
Yewtree Royal Blood #Italy #Eurovision
Sweden competing with the UK in the Radio 2 playlist for one week category
#sweden #Eurovision
Irrespective of the song, San Marino ft Flo Rida is what the greatest satirist of all time would slip onto a Now album. #SanMarino #Eurovision

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