Thread by @TomPaine1737

THREAD: (Please note: I can’t find a facetious emogee)
Dear Mr. POTUS, I’d like a moment to thank you 4 all you’ve done 4 Americans.
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TY for returning our US to an aristocracy with an implied inequality of rights; and for being above the despotism of tolerance.
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TY for showing a heart steeled with prejudice is one nothing can reach; that determined hardness is the way to win bigly in the world.
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TY for declaring that we live in a large world, and it’s better to constrain our ideas to the limits and prejudices of our *islands*.
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TY for employing strength to distress women, in order 2 accomplish through their fears & anxieties what cannot be accomplished by force
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TY for persuading us that rights appertain only to a certain class of citizens; and believing you alone are the only one pointed at.
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TY for never being satisfied with peace and supposing there is universal discontent which only you and your family will be able to fix.
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TY for fomenting this strange chaos in which we live, where all sorts of follies are blended with all sorts of crimes.
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TY for causing We the People to live in a constant state of fear, anxiety, apprehension, and uncertainty of what tomorrow will bring.
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TY for showing us nothing more than a false sense of security, an incoherent plan, and the pompous ego of a dictatorial tyrant.
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You are tempering the resolve of the American people to reject tyranny once again, and work harder to improve this Great Experiment.
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Even though I would never send you a pint at the pub, I am compelled to thank you for all you are doing to help me in my endeavors.
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You sir, habitually do more to cause your own downfall than I ever could possibly achieve. For that, you have my warmest thanks of all
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Signed,
Common Sense
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