Thread by @socialistdogmom

you know that game where people post a photo from their camera roll with no context? i'd like to play a modified version. one like = one photo from my nightmare desktop, with some kind of context if i can remember it, which i probably can't.

local police officer posing with a dead shark

enough said, i guess?

reading amazon reviews is really one of life's great joys

never forget that the alt-right is *a faction of the republican party,* not some separate entity

this couple owns a yoga studio in northern virginia that had a 9/11 special in 2014. this dude also loves to post pics of himself nearly nude, doing yoga with assault rifles. he's a heather heyer heart attack theory adherent.

#6
there's a website that claims to be able to tell you if a movie is safe to watch if you're avoiding content made by sexual abusers. it obviously doesn't work. max landis is a fucking rapist. also this movie was terrible.

#7
screen grab from last year's annual police report. lookin' like a promo for CSI Cville

#8
don't tell him about this self-own, he'll try to use it to access twitter

#9
live chat on the new confederate states of america website. honestly, kind of impressed. it even worked -- they respond!

#10
twitter sent me a fucking HIGHLIGHTS EMAIL with a tweet from mike fucking signer? thanks but no thanks, twitter dot com.

i should add, for those with terrible anxiety about my desktop, that every image i use will get properly sorted into a folder or deleted afterward.

#11
if you type in "lingerie" in the search bar on amazon, it will suggest "lingerie for women for sex." how many teens are using amazon to find imagesps://t.co/FHOXKUNjiR

#12
this is me giving richard spencer two big middle fingers, screenshot from a daily caller video

#13
like the 4th result if you're trying to figure out what the meaning behind a tulip emoji in a twitter handle might be. still don't know.

#14
now-former city councilor fenwick still has not responded to my friend request.

#15
noted local racist mason pickett claims to be native american in a comment on a local news article about indigenous peoples day

#16
proof that i'm taller than someone (murfreesboro, TN after nazis failed to show up to their own party. thanks @MiddleTNDSA for the camaraderie ❤️🌹)

#17
eventually found & talked to the magistrate, learned a lot! but jesus christ, @CvilleCityHall, update your websi9Omj

#18
honestly, i don't know.

#19
triple threat. i can't speak for this guy's politics, aside from his deep commitment to VW, but his mom is a white supremacist & she commented on the butt pic ("needs to be flipped and sold!!!" .co/9EaVGlbWPm

#20

racy content

#21
these cuties from TPUSA didn't have a fun time at our community discussion about the relationship between capitalism and racism. fake names or not, they were easy to find. maybe we'll invite them to the chapter meeting when we discuss good opsec.

#22
ken bone, political activist?

#23
i made some adjustments to the hatreon community guidelines

#24
the free market takes its toll on this flag store. they've lost the business of this man's entire white supremacist biker gang.

#25
🙏 prayers for your graphic design skills
(elizabeth thinks heather heyer should've stayed home. i imagine she thinks trayvon should've, too?)

#26
PROFOUNDLY unfortunate typo. RIP booby.

#27
staving off white genocide, one confederate-themed baby photo shoot at a time.

#28
i exported the data from my on board diagnostic plug in and made a spreadsheet that proves i'm becoming a better driver over time. which is absolutely a regular thing that most people do.

#29
donald trump jr. is a grade a moron and maybe not a great dad

#30
a picture of the district court docket on 12/14. timestamp says i took this about 20 minutes before i left for those hearings. can't remember why i took it.

#31
i reached the end of twitter. turns out it's all garbage

#32
good advice from an anonymous friend

#33
fucking creepy cropped closeup of trump family children. what are anyone's hands doing here?

#34
i dunno, andy what if the south DOESN'T rise again? you should get a better slipcover

#35
the guy whose yoga studio had the 9/11 promotion & likes to do yoga with his AR-15 also writes a lot of reviews about how he isn't allowed to take his yoga props into grocery storANbM

i was trying to clean my desktop while playing this game, but i've taken 34 new screenshots since i started... so actually it's just kind of staying the same.

#36
dreaming of a white christmas, indeed

#37
baby's first twitter death threats! twitter removed those tweets but didn't even temporarily suspend his account.

#38
it's white genocide not to go for coors LIGHT.

#39
ELMER WOODARD. foghorn leghorn, esquire. white supremacist attorney at law.
i keep this on my desktop because i need it more often than you'd think.

#40
screenshot from my favorite youtube video -- richard spencer singing depeche mode at karaoke night

#41
proof that michael ian black's tweets have been inane & problematic for nearly a decade
(also remember how shitty RTs used to btxN0

#42
i made a few edits to jason kessler's bio on his own website

#43
one of my favorite pictures from the dog park. otto blends right into the mulch, totally surprised by this flying doodle.

#44
when my sister was pregnant, i annotated & returned her sonogp5oa

#45
a random password generator produced something that looked enough like clitoris that i wasn’t sure if it was ok to give to customers. so obviously i left it like that.

#46 has this screenshot been on my desktop for two years...? this text was from my mom on st patrick's day 2016.

#47 bye bitch

#48 an airport is a mall, fight me.

#49 the dems have resorted to threatening folks for their vote

#50 as our friends at 538 might ask: good use of polling or bad use of polling?

#51 and i thought *my* purse was too heavy

#52 wow, this is some snowflake safe space shit, gab

#53 when your aging parents go on vacation

#54 the sad windup doll from the pristiq commercial?

#55 swedish hipsters, please step up and become ice cream blokes

#56 antifa pot bots

#57 more like an... excellent own.

#58 possums, the most metal animal

#59 i don't recall ever setting up klout, but i deleted it recently. mixed bag on my specializations 🤷‍♀️💄

#60 apparently when you pull up old cases, they have a fun keyword section. this is the 100 year old case elmer cited for cantwell's change of venue. keywords: excitement, jail

#61

#62 this is a decent guess, facebook

#63 i was ready, @Vonnegutterball

#64 i always read the comments on local news. it is shortening my life.

#65 that is not how you spell 'ohio'

#66 one time i took my cat to work

#67 the nazi expert has logged on

#68 selfie expert

#69 NICE custom slack reacts

#70 but actually, the best custom slack reacts

#71 anybody making 10 hours of audio content a week has got to have some pretty serious narcissism going on, but subtweeting yourself is some next level shit

#72 serve with lobster and enjoy your surf & TpNe9

#73 i found this saved on my desktop twice, once on march 8, once on january 22.
this is ashley rae goldenberg/communism_kills with her one-time boyfriend, matthew heimbach.

#74 speaking of which... her reaction to his arrest for domestic violence last week 😮

#75 would it surprise you that this celebrator of international women’s day has been sexually inappropriate with at least two women i know?

#76 a coworker once expressed surprise at the number of cat sweaters i had. so i told him i’d wear a cat print item every day for a week. it lasted more than a month...

#77 conspiracy

#78 damn, got me. 🙄

#79 shortly after seeing this post on august 16, 2017 i unfriended the guy who sexually harassed me with increasing violence throughout high school. he’s a cop now, obviously.

#80 remember #76? after that first week or so, the cat outfits got weirder.

#81 little known fact, martin luther's 95 theses were behind a paywall. unless you paid up, this awful watermark really obscured a lot of the text.

#82 [cw: pretty aggressive fatphobia]
this guy also posts 50 pics of taylor swift a day. look, the violent misogyny & fatphobia is obviously the worst thing here, but you know a woman 5'10" tall definitely weighs more than 100lbs right? plus no woman has ever spokenGCRUQJX5p

#83

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/975485730272301056

#84 priority's

#85 remember mr. "don't talk to me if you weigh over 100 pounds"? he posts multiple nazi'ed up taylor swift piOhIZQLXSvm

#86 it's amazing that two people can look at the same facts and come away with such different feelings

#87 right unity pre-august 12th

#88 🤷‍♀️

#89 A R T

#90 be careful about expressing interest in anything because if people find out, they’ll only buy you gifts related to that interest. (i have a lot of cat accessories)

#91 yes, why would you physically confront the people who tried to videotape you having an affair with your mother in law? IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP, PEOPLE. this reaction could never have been anticipated from the leader of a violent white supremacist group!