got a 12 hour Twitter timeout. I drove home in a great rage. So great, a red ring appeared before me.
"Judge Fudge. You hold great rage within your heart." 
You're goddamn right I do you sparkly piece of space jewelry. So much rage.
"Also, we're teaming you up with the cat."
YAAAAAAAAAY (Yes I know. Comics are weird.)
But red ring of rage, what should I do with this newfound power?
"Do the thread, Comrade Fudge."
What thread?
"The one you've always wanted to do but never had the guts to."
"Do the thread, Comrade Fudge."
What thread?
"The one you've always wanted to do but never had the guts to."
You mean... that one?
"Yes you drunk piece of shit. THAT one."
"Yes you drunk piece of shit. THAT one."
1) Ohhhhhh yes. I can feel it. The rage is already at the surface of my heart. First, the recently trending Felix Sater, a 'Russian American' businessman who according to the WaComPost attempted to set up deals via email for Trump building deals in Russia. politico.com/story/2018/03/…
2) Whoops, wrong article. HERES the WaComPost article washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…
3) "according to several people familiar with the proposal" "according to several people who have been briefed on his correspondence"
4) "according to two of the people with knowledge of the exchange."
5) "Sater wrote to Trump Organization Executive Vice President Michael Cohen “something to the effect of, ‘Can you believe two guys from Brooklyn are going to elect a president?’ ” said one person briefed on the email exchange."
6) "Trump never went to Moscow as Sater proposed. And although investors and Trump’s company signed a letter of intent, they lacked the land and permits to proceed and the project was abandoned at the end of January 2016, just before the presidential primaries began"
7) So HOLD THE FUCK ON FOR JUST A FUCKING MOMENT. @washingtonpost never SEES the emails, never talks to anyone who HAS SEEN the emails, and the deal DOESNT GO DOWN AND ENDS BEFORE THE PRIMARIES EVEN FUCKING START
8) Yet the TITLE OF THE FUCKING ARTICLE is "Trump’s business sought deal on a Trump Tower in Moscow while he ran for president"
9) A headline SO INFLAMMATORY that Felix Sater WAS THEN CALLED TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS, where he says his family fled the Soviet Union over persecution for their Jewish heritage and that he helped our intelligence agencies hunt Osama Bin Laden's via finances.
10) politico.com/f/?id=00000162… "I was born in 1966 in Moscow, Soviet Union with the words Jew stamped in my passport under nationality - not Russian as has been reported about me."
11) Huh... that's funny... I wonder if there's a pattern...
12) rawstory.com/2017/11/howard… Hmmmm.... no, surely I'm just seeing patterns where there isn't one.
14) Fuck it. Calling it like I see it. Here's the Washington post, even, calling out the DNC on ties to Louis Farrakhan, who's made the news recently for being hilariously antisemitic and the DNC being connected at the hip with him. washingtonpost.com/news/fact-chec…
15) What am I seeing? What am I calling? THAT THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HAS SWUNG SO FAR LEFT ITS FALLEN INTO BLATANT ANTISEMITISM.
16) See, here's the funny thing. Marx himself was antisemitic. marxists.org/archive/marx/w… HE EVEN WROTE A PAPER CALLED THE JEWISH QUESTION.
17) Every resulting western iteration of marxism since then (I'm leaving out China and such as I dont think they give a fuck) including its offshoots like communism and fascism have been at their core anti-semitic
18) See: Naziism (no fucking shit), the persecution of Jews in the Soviet Union, the early 20th century KKK of the Democrat party, the islamofascist socialist states like Iran
19) web.archive.org/web/2008030605… Venezuela, aka Benie Sanders' socialist ideal except when they run out of toilet paper
20) "But what about places like Sweden? They're pretty far left, surely THEY don't have antisemitism!" mobile.nytimes.com/2017/12/14/opi…
21) "While this problem persists, a study from 2013 showed that 51 percent of anti-Semitic incidents in Sweden were attributed to Muslim extremists. Only 5 percent were carried out by right-wing extremists; 25 percent were perpetrated by left-wing extremists"
22) So what the fuck am I saying here? Well, as repeatedly enumerated by @debradelai's threads, Islamofascists and the European left have a sick, demented fascination with each other bordering on a kind of societal suicide pact
23) The left of the United States now under Barack Insane Obama has EMBRACED that societal suicide pact, and has as a result gone SO FAR LEFT...
24) That when they decided they needed a scapegoat, someone that they could point to as evidence of why they lost the election to enhance their 'Muh Russia' narrative, can you GUESS WHO THEY WENT AFTER?
25) Was it a President who for 8 years alienated the right and middle so far that a brand new political ideology sprung from literally nowhere?
26) Was it the shitty candidate and her acolytes that instead of appealing to the middle ALIENATED THE MIDDLE AND RIGHT FURTHER?
27) Nope. When nothing went their way, the Democrats turned to the one community that every good ideological descendent of Karl Marx does when things go to shit for them. The Jewish community.
28) That's right boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, and every weird iteration of psychoses that want to claim they're somewhere between the two! Muh Russia is a witch hunt! And not just ANY witch hunt!
29) The Democrats have gone full-bore, Spanish Inquisition style anti-Jews for DARING to have ANY associations with the left's mortal enemy, Donald Very Stable Genius Trump.
30) Bet when I started this thread you didn't think I'd be going THAT route, did ya? /end
Oh, and because @CillizzaCNN apparently has a hate boner for me, HEY CILLIZA! SUCK ON THESE NUTS YA FASCIST
