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BREAKING! The #NAFO peace conference has taken place in Uppsala, Sweden. After a short session the delegates reached a conclusion regarding the #peace formula. The rest of the week #fellas spent drawing a map, socialising in the bar and taking a group picture (see tweets below!) 
Map of the demilitarized zone (DMZ) proposed by the #NAFO peace conference.
Group picture from the #NAFO peace conference in Uppsala, Sweden. We’re honored by the presence of pres. Zelenskyy and HM King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden.
The voting has finally closed and it's time to announce the winners in a really long thread that practically no one will reach the end of!!!
We've had 4,505 votes and over 600 more pledges to boycott Heineken 🎉
So which memes are the n3w h0tn3ss? Let's go through them...
We've had 4,505 votes and over 600 more pledges to boycott Heineken 🎉
So which memes are the n3w h0tn3ss? Let's go through them...
A strong showing in the Bakhmut category. We're going to need some more memes now to celebrate the great Pyrrhic victory and the trading of 30k+ russian lives for a big pile of rubble that will soon belong to Ukraine again. Big up @sarcastic_spell, creator of the silver winner.
Great work in the Best Design category. I'm a huge fan of the bronze winnner but the people's vote went to "Band of Bonkers".
On #NAFOday, we present a special big #SquaDrone thread, featuring all the team drones. We'll start with a jab from one of Ukraine's greatest boxers, bought by The Drone Team 2 (we're not sure who fellas had in mind — @Vitaliy_Klychko, @Klitschko, or both)
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Big bada boom is so 1997.
Badda jagga bonk is much trendier, although the point is pretty much the same.
"Anybody Else Want To Negotiate?"
#NAFO #SquaDrone
Big bada boom is so 1997.
Badda jagga bonk is much trendier, although the point is pretty much the same.
"Anybody Else Want To Negotiate?"
#NAFO #SquaDrone
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This amazing Millenium Falcon comes courtesy of Flight Lieutenant @AurelliaStrass and #NAFOJediforces. Unlike the original, the only things this ship smuggles are explosives for russian invaders. Much like the original one, however, it will serve the light side.
This amazing Millenium Falcon comes courtesy of Flight Lieutenant @AurelliaStrass and #NAFOJediforces. Unlike the original, the only things this ship smuggles are explosives for russian invaders. Much like the original one, however, it will serve the light side.
You can be that way if you'd like, Daniel. No one's upset that you're a #Kremlin employee. Everyone has to make a living, right? 🤷♂️
Just understand that we shall continue to obstruct #Russia's plainly obvious #war of conquest—apparently your definition of "#warmongering."
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Just understand that we shall continue to obstruct #Russia's plainly obvious #war of conquest—apparently your definition of "#warmongering."
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I'd probably miss the old #Soviet days too if I was you. We can understand your desire to rebuild the old empire.
Although, for the sake of your mental health, I hope you're not too overly nostalgic. Now that we know what you're up to, we'll certainly thwart your ambitions.
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Although, for the sake of your mental health, I hope you're not too overly nostalgic. Now that we know what you're up to, we'll certainly thwart your ambitions.
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We'd had high hopes that you'd choose a more enlightened means of restoring your respectability. 🌍
Unfortunately, like the fellow in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade film who foolishly drank from the necrotizing holy grail instead of the real one, "you've chosen poorly."
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Unfortunately, like the fellow in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade film who foolishly drank from the necrotizing holy grail instead of the real one, "you've chosen poorly."
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Sometimes I post a load of what might look/sound like gibberish to most; perhaps it really is.🤷
Other times, I have a choice selection of wisdom to impart.🤪❓
No, I can't tell them apart either, that is better done by other, more sober minds not yet extant.
Other times, I have a choice selection of wisdom to impart.🤪❓
No, I can't tell them apart either, that is better done by other, more sober minds not yet extant.
For tonight, I have chosen to concoct a short telling, relating to a story about a vicious mongrel motherfucker with absolutely zero regrets about chosing to be a completely, rampantly aggressive dick shoving itself right into any available orifice, or creating them by-need.
If you hadn't guessed so by now.. It's me I'm talking about.. I'm the motherfucker, the mongrel, but only because I hold back with more strength than I care to admit to having in the first place. I don't like to admit it, as I'd prefer to not to be that, but I loathe deceiving.
Gather round #Fellas and let me tell you a #NAFO story of generosity and magic.
Here follows the Tale of Grumpy Man and the Glorious Medallion. 1/18
Here follows the Tale of Grumpy Man and the Glorious Medallion. 1/18
It was a bleak winter’s day in the far away frozen parts of the world. An ol' grumpy man was just about to settle down for the evening with a brew and some ranting on the bird app. 2/18
He was always angry at something it seemed and was this particular day ranting over the utilities bill that had carved a gaping hole in his monthly budget, all because of that POS хуйло́.
Grumpy man was busy dishing out expletives when suddenly he saw IT! 3/18
Grumpy man was busy dishing out expletives when suddenly he saw IT! 3/18
1/15 #NAFO #Fellas, I can't get past.
Ukrainian volunteer Yuri Chornomorets is ready to kneel down to raise money for his friend, a brilliant sniper who is left without a rifle before the counteroffensive. The deadlines are very tight, we can't cope without #NAFOFellas.⬇️
Ukrainian volunteer Yuri Chornomorets is ready to kneel down to raise money for his friend, a brilliant sniper who is left without a rifle before the counteroffensive. The deadlines are very tight, we can't cope without #NAFOFellas.⬇️
2/15 Below I will translate Yuri's post on FB. The link to his post will be in the comment. ⬇️
"Consider that I am standing before you on my knees - help ‼️
Please read carefully, understand, donate and repost, tell your friends and colleagues!
"Consider that I am standing before you on my knees - help ‼️
Please read carefully, understand, donate and repost, tell your friends and colleagues!
3/15 I have a Friend that appeared in this war.
In ordinary life, he is a bit like a small child.
And at the same time, he calculates corrections faster than a supercomputer can do and about a hundred times faster than other snipers.
In ordinary life, he is a bit like a small child.
And at the same time, he calculates corrections faster than a supercomputer can do and about a hundred times faster than other snipers.
Saturday tankie 🧵 coming up. Let’s start with Kim Dot Zero who is seriously pissed at @P_Kallioniemi for his vatnik soup about him. And Kimmy makes it all about the #fellas in #NAFO. Apparently we’re all a [redacted] operation but then where’s my pay check?
@KimDotcom
@KimDotcom
Nina is laughing at @Reuters (who isn’t) and she likes that Muscovy combines sports and politics but not that the west does it. And she’s still trying to convince herself that Ukraine is loosing
@NinaByzantina
@NinaByzantina
Nel nostro piccolo il contributo lo diamo eccome. Questo è il primo conflitto multidimensionale della Storia ed il web è una di queste dimensioni e non l'ultima per importanza.
Ed in questa dimensione è la prima volta che la propaganda ruSSa viene ridimensionata
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Ed in questa dimensione è la prima volta che la propaganda ruSSa viene ridimensionata
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e messa all'angolo, tanto da uscirne con le ossa rotte per merito di migliaia di persone e #Fellas che combattono e contrastano la disinfoprop ruSSa sul web. Tra queste persone ci siamo pure noi e molti di noi non si limitano solo a questo, ma intervengono attivamente con
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donazioni e supporto.
E che sia un apporto importante lo confermano i riconoscimenti ai #NAFO delle autorità ucraine e non solo.
Adesso immagina che tutto questo non ci sia e che alla disinfoprop ruSSa fosse stato lasciato campo libero come ai tempi della Crimea:
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E che sia un apporto importante lo confermano i riconoscimenti ai #NAFO delle autorità ucraine e non solo.
Adesso immagina che tutto questo non ci sia e che alla disinfoprop ruSSa fosse stato lasciato campo libero come ai tempi della Crimea:
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🧵 1⃣🚸 Hilo sobre la deportación de menores.
17.3.22. La Corte Penal Internacional emite órdenes de arresto contra Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin y Maria Alekseyevna Lvova-Belova por los crímenes de deportación de menores. @IntlCrimCourt
17.3.22. La Corte Penal Internacional emite órdenes de arresto contra Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin y Maria Alekseyevna Lvova-Belova por los crímenes de deportación de menores. @IntlCrimCourt
2⃣🚸 En octubre ya @nachomdeo hizo una investigación sobre el secuestro de niños por parte de Rusia.
3⃣🚸 Recordatorio de que el traslado forzoso de niños constituye un delito de Genocidio.
Convención para la Prevención y la Sanción del Delito de Genocidio
Artículo II
e) Traslado por fuerza de niños del grupo a otro grupo.
ohchr.org/es/instruments…
Convención para la Prevención y la Sanción del Delito de Genocidio
Artículo II
e) Traslado por fuerza de niños del grupo a otro grupo.
ohchr.org/es/instruments…
You know the Danish island, Bornholm, as being near to where the Nordstream lines were blown up.
But did you know that the Ruzzians occupied Bornholm from May 9 1945 until April 5 1946?
That’s right.. Bornholm was only truly free almost a year after the rest of Europe..
But did you know that the Ruzzians occupied Bornholm from May 9 1945 until April 5 1946?
That’s right.. Bornholm was only truly free almost a year after the rest of Europe..
Not counting the poor Eastern European countries that remained under ruzzian ironfisted tyranny for ages more 😢
The Germans on Bornholm under command of Kapitän zur See Gerhard von Kamptz, would not surrender to the ruzzians, as they knew how prisoners of war was treated.
The Germans on Bornholm under command of Kapitän zur See Gerhard von Kamptz, would not surrender to the ruzzians, as they knew how prisoners of war was treated.
The Germans would only surrender to the British, but they would not go to Bornholm unless the Danish government formally asked them to, which they didn’t?!
Kapitän zS Gerhard von Kamptz was on charge of evacuating german civilians and troops, many wounded, from the Eastern front,
Kapitän zS Gerhard von Kamptz was on charge of evacuating german civilians and troops, many wounded, from the Eastern front,
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Watch video with sound to hear the soundtrack for every meal in Bakhmut.
Some people reacted to my newly pinned thread so before I even published this we will be 398$ in to complete our April goal, which is pretty amazing!
I decided to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Watch video with sound to hear the soundtrack for every meal in Bakhmut.
Some people reacted to my newly pinned thread so before I even published this we will be 398$ in to complete our April goal, which is pretty amazing!
I decided to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
398$ / 19 300$
Donation info here
A friend of mine has things to say about James Vasquez @SarahAshtonLV @Matt_VanDyke #nafo #fellas #nafofellas
"Ok, I've waited long enough to say anything.
I know James very well personally and he's a fraud. He tried to get several of us headed to Ukraine into his little scam and we refused. Please see his recent video sliding into
I know James very well personally and he's a fraud. He tried to get several of us headed to Ukraine into his little scam and we refused. Please see his recent video sliding into
a trench with his cellphone taking video at arm length in "combat". He follows actual military units around and takes videos after their action. He didn't qualify for the Legion due to a lack of combat experience. This is why he runs around behind the lines with a local crew
1/ La semana pasada @geoestratego comentaba sobre tema de los NAFO y FELLAS que eran bots. Dado que me generó curiosidad por ver si era cierto, me puse a extraer todos los datos para analizarlos.
Abro hilo con el resultado👇
Abro hilo con el resultado👇
2/ Para poner en antecedentes a la gente que no lo conoce, tanto los NAFO como los FELLAS son organizaciones en redes pro-OTAN, que luchan contra la desinformación de la guerra en Ucrania Aunque la desinformación viaja en ambos sentidos. Más información: es.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAFO_(gru…
3/ Empiezo con la búsqueda de "#NAFO OR NAFO" en todo el histórico de Twitter, el cual me genera el siguiente grafo. Se genera una polarización, donde por un lado están las comunidades NAFO y por otra las que están en contra de ella, en la que se encuentra Pedro Baños.
#Antiamerikanismus: ein Thesen- 🧵. Die #Friedenschwurbler vereint weniger die Liebe zu Russland, als der Hass auf die USA. Warum ist das so? Bis 1945 fühlten sich die Deutschen als Herrenrasse und überzogen die Welt mit gräßlichem Leid, in der Annahme, das wäre irgendwie 1/8
gerechtfertigt. Blöderweise wurden die Deutschen vernichtend geschlagen, besonders durch USA und UDSSR. 1. Kränkung! Die Deutschen wurden nicht nur besiegt und mit ihren Verbrechen konfrontiert, sondern die Westzone auch noch durch den Marshallplan beschenkt. 2/8
Der Sieger erscheint dem Besiegten gönnerhaft, die Deutschen können ihre Schuld nicht loswerden, weil man sie nicht bestrafte, sondern noch belohnte. 2. Kränkung. Die Deutschen schulden den USA also nicht nur finanziell etwas, sondern auch moralisch. 3. Kränkung. 3/8
#NAFO #Fellas @Official_NAFO !
#NAFOFleet is in Berlin now - your chance to know a train in GermanShabbyChic.
Wanna join?
You just have to pay as much as you can
and off you go.
#NAFOFleet is in Berlin now - your chance to know a train in GermanShabbyChic.
Wanna join?
You just have to pay as much as you can
and off you go.
@mrs_cassidy11 missed the #FlyingScotsman , we are waiting (together with her 2 Bonketeers) for more #Fellas to come
#NAFO #NAFOfellas #RussianFakes #FAKE
This 🧵 is about How the MOST WIDELY SHARED image of "ukronazis" is also the MOST FAKE one out there. Courtesy of little Kremlin photoshop-Igor.
This 🧵 is about How the MOST WIDELY SHARED image of "ukronazis" is also the MOST FAKE one out there. Courtesy of little Kremlin photoshop-Igor.
Imagine you are the biggest 💩hole country in the world and want to invade your more civilized neighbour. Now you are in dire need of a bogus excuse to murder 40M Ukrainians. How about Denazifikation. You got your asses kicked by them last time in 2014. Perfect. Just one problem:
While you have access to a big trove of photos of ubiquitous Wagner & Ruzlan/Rusich Nazis, you find no suitable moderate-resolution images of Ukrainian ones. Also, the war just started. You don't have yet enough genocide lovers spending their free time to create & publish fakes.
#NAFO #Fella Security thread 🧵
We’ve all seen the tweets lately where #Fellas were targeted by phishing links and other malicious links so here is some tips on how to bump up your online security using free and subscription software for both your phone and your laptop/pc.
We’ve all seen the tweets lately where #Fellas were targeted by phishing links and other malicious links so here is some tips on how to bump up your online security using free and subscription software for both your phone and your laptop/pc.
See what a hacker or phisher can do when you click a simple malicious link sent in a DM for example; as happened many #Fellas recently.
First understand the security on your phone or laptop/pc already and configure your web browser's in-built security to best protect you. The below video will help you choose your security settings for Microsoft Edge on Windows.
(1) #Fellas seht es mir nach, ich bin ein bisschen ambivalent: Ich engagiere mich bei der #NAFO um Defätismus in russ. Kanälen zu säen und die Moral der Ukrainer zu unterstützen.
Gleichzeitig sieht der Realist in mir nicht immer optimistisch auf den derzeitigen Verlauf d. Krieges
Gleichzeitig sieht der Realist in mir nicht immer optimistisch auf den derzeitigen Verlauf d. Krieges
(2) Mil. Hilfe kommt evtl. zu wenig spät und dient dazu die #Ukraine geradeso über Wasser zu halten.
Wir neigen dazu #Russland und seine mil. Ressourcen und Adaptionsfähigkeit zu unterschätzen.
Unsere pol. Führung zaudert aus mir nicht bekannten Gründen.
Wir haben keine Kallas
Wir neigen dazu #Russland und seine mil. Ressourcen und Adaptionsfähigkeit zu unterschätzen.
Unsere pol. Führung zaudert aus mir nicht bekannten Gründen.
Wir haben keine Kallas
(3) und keinen Morawiecki, die die russ. Invasionsgefahr deutlich früher ernster genommen haben.
Die BRD muss mit europ. Partnern sehr viel mehr für die Sicherheit der EU tun, als das bisher der Fall ist. Dieser Krieg kann noch länger andauern.
Wir brauchen eine funktionierende
Die BRD muss mit europ. Partnern sehr viel mehr für die Sicherheit der EU tun, als das bisher der Fall ist. Dieser Krieg kann noch länger andauern.
Wir brauchen eine funktionierende
🧵 1 So @RageAgainstWar_ have a March planned designed to undermine Western support for Ukrainian defence against the Russian Dictatorship
Loss to Russia means Ukrainians become slaves under the Russian Genocidal jackboot
#RageAgainstWar #Ukraine #RussianPropaganda
Loss to Russia means Ukrainians become slaves under the Russian Genocidal jackboot
#RageAgainstWar #Ukraine #RussianPropaganda
🧵 2 What is interesting about this @RageAgainstWar_ list is that some of the people speaking at the event have been in receipt of Dictatorship linked funding
#RageAgainstWar #Ukraine #RussianPropaganda
#RageAgainstWar #Ukraine #RussianPropaganda
🧵 3 Of those speaking at the @RageAgainstWar_ March, no fewer than FIVE have been in direct receipt of Assad Putin linked finance via Serena Shim
Check out links above 👆🏻
#RageAgainstWar #Ukraine #RussianPropaganda
Check out links above 👆🏻
#RageAgainstWar #Ukraine #RussianPropaganda
So recently Gen Zaluzhnyi gave an interview in which he said a few things of things of note. 1. He expects an attack from Belarus in the Spring. 2. Ukriane has a winter offensive getting ready to kick off and 3. He needs the equivalent of two divisional sets of heavy equipment.
To the first point, if he is serious that he expects an attack out of Belarus in the spring this will tie down significant Ukrainian forces. If he expects a 100-200K strong invasion force he has to match that. The old adage is the attacker needs 3x what the defender needs but
applies only when the battle is joined. Until then the attacker has the advantage because he only has to be strong where he wants to attack, while the defender must be strong enough everywhere he might attack. This is why demonstration forces can tie down such large numbers of
As the HMS Bonky weighs anchor and sets sail towards Sevastopol, something is occurring in an undisclosed safe house...#NAFOfleet #NAFOdrone #RaccoonsRevenge
@U24_gov_ua @Official_NAFO
@U24_gov_ua @Official_NAFO
Fellas, are you ready to test yourself? The Major is putting together a paw-picked squad for a mission we can't disclose. #OPSEC
Fellas, are you ready to train for action?
Lets talk partisans, no not the political ones, the Ukrianian ones. From knife in the back teams to grandma's with cell phones partisans have been active in this war. Likely often teamed up with stay behinds and SOF teams they fill a few critical roles. First is the kinetic side
partisan warfare: assassinations, sabotage, small unit battles. This has been going on since the war began. We have all seen the reports of X or Y Russian official or collaborator getting blown up, or the reports of isolated Russian troops getting knifed on the darkened streets
of Kherson etc. Kinetic actions serve two primary functions. First is to aid the main war effort. A supply convoy that gets ambushed or hits an IED/minefield can't add to the fight at the front line. Occupation troops detailed off to fight partisans can't fight the Ukrainian Army
Lets talk peace. Seems to be what Russia wants to talk about so lets do it. Of course anyone engaging in such a discussion needs to know a few things. First, Russia has never honored a single international agreement she signed. Most importantly the Budapest Memorandum. She signed
that in 1994 and promised to respect Ukraine's borders. Second, Russia does not feel bound by international law. For example, it is illegal under Interational law to annex territory or forcibly transfer children. More of those international agreements Russia signs but does not
honor. Third any pause in the fighting will provide time for Russia to train her mobiks, reconstitute units and dig in making any future Ukrainian counter-offensive much harder and bloodier and also limit Russian losses to the cold and wet by allowing the bulk of the invaders to
