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people get really really mad at me for my condemnation of bill maher but it's only because there's never been a bill maher fan who wasn't a total, massive piece of shit
People in my mentions (still!): Well I like him, does that make me a piece of shit?

Me: Yeah. Yes it does. Or too dumb to function. I mean, you can take your pick, enjoy.
Goodbye 15 people who immediately unfollowed, may your life, like your hero's, be full of Ann Coulter.
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Future Presidents should be allowed to rule in totality without any oversight, as the Constitution intended!
If they'd lived during the Revolutionary War, every single modern-day Republican would have fought on the side of the British.
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just ordered take out instead of eating leftovers again and have killed my mother she is dead now it's very tragic but then also this chicken parm is very good
"You ordered food?!! But there are so many leftovers!!! It will go to waste!!" -mom, aghast at the idea we aren't all making a meal of 6 brussel sprouts, the worst bits of a turkey carcass and ok yes a giant bag (?) of stuffing
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I understand why Beto O’Rourke has to condemn the protesters who drove Ted Cruz out of that restaurant. But I’m not running for anything and I don’t see anything wrong with letting Cruz know you don’t want to eat in the same room with this baby-caging piece of shit.
Sorry, but I'm still firmly in the "fuck civility" camp. More so every day, in fact.
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Well, it looks like white conservative Twitter found my tweet about black conservatives and are foaming at the mouth over 'racism'. They're...really mad about this.


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got a 12 hour Twitter timeout. I drove home in a great rage. So great, a red ring appeared before me.
"Judge Fudge. You hold great rage within your heart."
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(1) So, random ass thread before the weekend when I go driving to family for Christmas.
(2) My profile picture? A grinning piece of fudge. Literally. A bit character from the show Drawn Together, a show from a couple years ago that in this year would have caused literal fucking meltdowns
(3) So why that avatar? Well, for one, I have had multiple libbot trolls think its literally a massive piece of shit and equates that with me, which tickles me to no end
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