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Omar Aslam Lugo @OmarAslamLugo
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Sur-ren-der (verb):
1. Submit to authority.
2. Comply w/ demand.
3. Lose advantage.
4. Yield to influence.

Trump, standing next to Putin: [Russia's global alienation for anti-democratic actions, invasions, poisonings, etc] "changed as of about four hours ago."
Trump: "Incredible offer!"

Putin invites Mueller to interrogate 12 GRU officers indicted by US grand jury for interfering in US elections on two conditions:

1. Mueller visits them in Russia.
2. US let's Russia interrogate US counterintelligence officers & classified docs.
Brass tacks: before today, Russia's only major allies since 2014 annexation of Crimea were China, Iran, North Korea, Syria (Assad), and Cuba (AKA Alliance of Autocracy).

Trump should listen to Groucho Marx: “I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.”
Putin told Helsinki press conference he didn't know Trump was in Moscow in 2013.

1. Putin personally approved Miss America pageant Trump was hosting in Moscow.

2. Dmitry Peskov, Press Secretary for Vladimir Putin since 2012, told Trump in person that Putin couldn't make it.
I don't see any reason why it WOULDN'T be that two wrongs make a right...

Extremely strong and powerful correction.
The day after America's* "WTF!!??"

*Including some Republicans (not that any in the Trump Admin have resigned as of 5pm EST...).
Trump anticipates GOP losing 2018 midterms & is building future case for delegitimizing Dem win w/ whataboutism vis-a-vis his own 2016 Russian conspiracy.

A for effort, but power doesn't need PR: Dem Congress will subpoena everyone & their mother.
Putin showed up late to his Helsinki date w/ Trump, didn't apologize, ordered expensive champagne, flirted w/ the waiter, then punked Trump on live TV.

Trump asked him out again 5 minutes after getting home & Putin is like, "Slow down! I don't wanna wake up pregnant."
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