Thread by @Memeghnad

.@CNNnews18 has counted tubelights and fans in Vijay Mallya's designated jail cell. Apparently they're looping "the video that will bring Mallya back"

One panelist keeps calling Mallya a Congress baby.

*slow clap*
#nlprimetime

While Rahul Shivshankar asks why UPA did meherbani on Mallya, Shehzad Poonawala on @TimesNow made an epic observation:

"MAAL KITNA LIYA... MAALLIYA!"
#NLPrimetime

This @aajtak really has some next level promos.

#NLPrimetime

. @abpnewstv Newsroom is so goshdarn unnerving. The anchor keeps looking at the teleprompter which is AWAY from the camera pointed towards her.

Who is she talking to even!? W00t.
#NLPrimetime

Poor Nalin Kohli. He's stuck between two BJP MUST ANSWERs.

Arnab is like "DON'T JUMP THE GUN DON'T JUMP THE GUN DON'T JUMP THE GUN" in the background.

For what exactly? Who knows these things.
#NLPrimetime

*Panelists shout over each other*

Arnab: "Wait yaar. Wait. This is not an Aam Aadmi party meeting."

#NLPrimetime

Arnab has been showing some SECRET papers for the last ten minutes. One panelist keeps shouting nonsense.

Arnab: "This person, Sundar, says these papers are fake."

Sundar: "I never said this."

Arnab: "YOU DID YOU DID. OK take him off camera."

#NLPrimetime

Sidenote: If these are BLAZING NEW MALLYA PAPERS, won't they like, turn to ash?

#Sorrynotsorry
#NLPrimetime

*Zee News production team meeting*

Sudhir C: Guys, we're doing the Rafale story today.

Graphics guy: What do you need?

SC: Planes. Lots & lots of planes.

Graphics: Got it. We have one at the bottom. One flying in from behind the text. And a video on loop.
#NLPrimetime