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The hapless Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman press conference on Robert Mueller is about to kick off!
Liberal activist Claude Taylor, aka True Facts Stated, has shown up with a giant inflatable rat.
The Wohl / Burkman press conference has been stymied by the fact that their much-hyped witness failed to show at all.
Wohl and Burkman say their Mueller accuser is a woman named Carolyne Cass. Wohl says he believes her. Usually, he says, "my default is to not believe the accuser."
Jacob Wohl defends repeatedly lying to the press about his "intelligence firm," Surefire Intelligence: “It was important that I preserved my anonymity"
Now Cassandra Fairbanks of Gateway Pundit — which published Wohl's accusations before pulling them down — is pretty intensely grilling Wohl, himself a sometimes-employee of the Gateway Pundit.
Wohl is accusing Mueller of leaking the proof that he had jury duty on Aug. 2, the day in question — notably, that proof is a Washington Post story that is easily google-able.
The Q&A is getting heated! Jacob Burkman defends Jacob Wohl's age: "Jacob is a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart."
Burkman continues to praise Wohl, who's 20: “Jacob is on of the brightest and most capable people i’ve ever met...Jacob's a lot smarter than I am.”

A heckler brings up Wohl's lifetime ban from futures trading: "He can't even open an eTrade account!"
Wohl is now yelling at reporters for calling his mom and teenage sisters — although this is only because he used his family phone plan for his "intelligence firm."

Wohl: “You called underage teens over and over again!”
Burkman: “Making calls to 11-year olds! That’s pretty bad”
Wohl is fuming again that someone photoshopped him into a corncob: "One of them had a picture of corn!"
Burkman and Wohl appear to have no idea how to spell their client's first name. They insist it's Carolyn — but then after reporters ask them, they say it's Carolyne with an E.
Presser is over but Wohl and Burkman are headed to their cars pursued by press.
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Here's the full blow-by-blow on how today's Jacob Wohl press conference collapsed.…
After the press conference disaster, Gateway Pundit says they're "suspending" their relationship with Jacob Wohl…
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