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Something a bit different for you ahead of tomorrow's vote
<Lion King's 'Be Prepared' starts playing>
REES-MOGG <sings>:
I never thought the Baby Boomers essential.
They’re crude, and unspeakably plain.
But maybe they’ve a GLIMMER of potential.
If allied to my vision and brain
<Lion King's 'Be Prepared' starts playing>
REES-MOGG <sings>:
I never thought the Baby Boomers essential.
They’re crude, and unspeakably plain.
But maybe they’ve a GLIMMER of potential.
If allied to my vision and brain
I can tell from the Mail’s comment section,
That of immigrants you’re terrified.
But afeared as you are, pay attention!
Let’s say it’s about 'national pride'.
That of immigrants you’re terrified.
But afeared as you are, pay attention!
Let’s say it’s about 'national pride'.
It’s clear from your voting intentions,
That to Farage you were all running scared.
But we’re talking EU secession!
Don’t let the remoaners catch you unawares!
So prepare for the chance of your lifetimes!
Be prepared for SENSATIONAL news!
A shiny new era, is tiptoeing nearer!
That to Farage you were all running scared.
But we’re talking EU secession!
Don’t let the remoaners catch you unawares!
So prepare for the chance of your lifetimes!
Be prepared for SENSATIONAL news!
A shiny new era, is tiptoeing nearer!
BOOMER 1 <sings>:
And where do we feature?
REES-MOGG <sings>:
Just listen to teacher!
I know it sounds sordid, but you’ll be rewarded,
When at least I am given my dues!
For a Brexit as HARD as we care…
…be prepared!
And where do we feature?
REES-MOGG <sings>:
Just listen to teacher!
I know it sounds sordid, but you’ll be rewarded,
When at least I am given my dues!
For a Brexit as HARD as we care…
…be prepared!
BOOMER 2 <sings>:
Yeah! We’ll be prepared!
BOOMER 3 <sings>:
For what?!
REES-MOGG <sings>:
For the fall of the PM!
BOOMER 2 <sings>:
Why, did she trip?
REES-MOGG <sings>:
No fool. We’re going to bin her… and Boris too.
Yeah! We’ll be prepared!
BOOMER 3 <sings>:
For what?!
REES-MOGG <sings>:
For the fall of the PM!
BOOMER 2 <sings>:
Why, did she trip?
REES-MOGG <sings>:
No fool. We’re going to bin her… and Boris too.
BOOMER 1 <sings>:
Yeah! Great idea!
BOOMER 2 <sings>:
Who needs a PM?!
BOOMERS <sings>:
No PM! No PM! La la la la laa la!
REES-MOGG <sings>:
IDIOTS! There will be a PM! I will be PM!
Stick with me, and the NHS will get more money again!
Yeah! Great idea!
BOOMER 2 <sings>:
Who needs a PM?!
BOOMERS <sings>:
No PM! No PM! La la la la laa la!
REES-MOGG <sings>:
IDIOTS! There will be a PM! I will be PM!
Stick with me, and the NHS will get more money again!
BOOMERS <sings>:
Yay! Long live the PM! Long live the PM! Ha ha!
It’s great that we’ll soon be protected!
From Polish families living next door.
REES-MOGG <sings>:
Of course quid pro quo you'll accept that,
That I must move my own business off-shore.
Yay! Long live the PM! Long live the PM! Ha ha!
It’s great that we’ll soon be protected!
From Polish families living next door.
REES-MOGG <sings>:
Of course quid pro quo you'll accept that,
That I must move my own business off-shore.
The future is littered with prizes,
And though I’m the main addressee.
The point that I MUST emphasise is…
YOU WON’T GET BREXIT WITHOUT ME!
So prepare for the coup of the century!
Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
And though I’m the main addressee.
The point that I MUST emphasise is…
YOU WON’T GET BREXIT WITHOUT ME!
So prepare for the coup of the century!
Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
Meticulous planning and Russian news spamming,
Decades of denial,
Is simply why I'll be,
PM undisputed!
Respected! Saluted!
And seen for the WONDER I am!
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared!
BE PREPARED!
<Exit Rees-Mogg, cackling>
Decades of denial,
Is simply why I'll be,
PM undisputed!
Respected! Saluted!
And seen for the WONDER I am!
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared!
BE PREPARED!
<Exit Rees-Mogg, cackling>
DON'T FORGET! This isn't the first #Brexit Adventure. They started here:
Most recent one here:
And if you liked this musical interlude (and I hope you did!) then you can buy me a coffee here! ko-fi.com/garius
Most recent one here:
And if you liked this musical interlude (and I hope you did!) then you can buy me a coffee here! ko-fi.com/garius
ADDENDUM: h/t to @MartinW for this one, for making me think about the possible musical connection.
His own Brexit track is here:
soundcloud.com/user-774217515…
His own Brexit track is here:
soundcloud.com/user-774217515…
VWORP VWORP - Cooper/Boles "Can You Feel the Love" now continues here:
