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Kimmy Yam
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Happy Valentine's Day! This is a thread about true love.
When I was little, I did not give a shit about Li Shang even tho everyone else thought he was hot.
I did, however, have a thing for Shan Yu -- the dude you're supposed to hate. Honestly, today he would've been a hero.
Shan Yu knew that building a wall to "protect" a country was bullshit. He scales the mfing Great Wall. Prances into the Forbidden City with his falcon Hayabusa. Does a way way way way cooler trojan horse. @ Trump
Shang was actually a sexist asshole but Shan Yu recognized the soldier from the mountains. Shan Yu is intimidated by Mulan, a chick and just completely dgaf about Shang. tbh, shang is your typical rich private school kid who gets a fancy gig bc their pops is ceo of goldman.
Shan Yu's outfit was fire. his brows were really fleeky. He somehow grew a really amazing mustache situation even tho asian dudes don't really do the whole facial hair thing. smashing stereotypes.
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we need to be way more understanding of our immigrant parents. esp those who weren't afforded the luxury of educations. I see a lot of people lash out at their parents for saying things that can be insensitive. 1/4
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I suck at math can I be Claudia @netflix . If you need shots of my cool wardrobe, I am fully prepared to provide.
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When I was 6 years old, my sister and I would hold "town hall meetings" in front of our stuffed animals and keep them abreast of all the household news.

bc fk playing with barbies.
all my stuffed animals were named after world figures I really admired.

My favorite was a cow dragon I named Nelson Mandela. I brought Nelson to college with me because he had to see me really make it lol.
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