This should be fun.
I hope he’s been indicted on this count as well.
Cohen: as of yesterday, I am no longer a lawyer
this is going to kill me
Cohen: a fool
He is straight up using Donald Trump’s black friend as a visual aide. I cannot.
Lynne Patton made a video in May of 2016 called The Trump Family I Know – A Black Female Trump Executive Speaks Out.
Her main job appears to be telling everyone Trump can’t be racist because she works for him.
So now she obvs works at HUD, dealing with housing policy.
wtf are these garbage questions
That ain’t it chief.
On the other hand, the fast pushes by the camera op are hilarious and dramatic and everything I need today.
Cohen: No.
Democrats, pull it together.
The man’s been disbarred, so, I think we can safely say he wasn’t that great.
“Yesterday, from what I read in the paper.”
Me: with regard to, WITH REGARD TO
Cohen: No.
The man owes everyone money.
me: WITH REGARD TO, MY GOD, THERE’S NO S
Cohen is speechless
Cohen: idk, that’s a really hard question
How.
How are they so bad at this.
Which then proves to us that Cohen does have standards?
So, maybe don’t touch this point at all, fellas.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING
Cohen: not to my knowledge
Cohen: more
Speier: 100 times?
Cohen: more
Speier: 200 times
Cohen: more
Speier: 500 times
Cohen: about that
Because I definitely want to hear those tapes.
He’s definitely getting a gold star from Trump.
Aaaaand Cohen was right. The form asked for payments from foreign governments. He offers to disclose payments from other entities of the committee has a different interpretation.
Cohen responds that he was honestly just happy to get paid.
Cohen says he presumes Trump is not under audit.
Their aides def did not get lunch.
Prepare your shit.
They make the old guard on both sides look inept af.
I hope he’s right.