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As long as people believe in demons and satanic pacts, we will have witch hunts.

"KY Man Sues Hotel Boss After She Tried Exorcising His Divorce “Demons”" po.st/Fn5Lmv via @hemantmehta #covenanting #Puritans
A hotel manager in Kentucky, in the 21st century, in a so-called developed nation, made an employee fill out this questionnaire, which asks truly odd and terrible questions about the employee's personal life.

#HaveYouEver
#DoYouFrequentlyMasturbate
#HaveYouEverMadeAPactWithSatan
a) What is your church background?
b) Briefly explain your conversion experience.
c) Were you baptized as a child?
d) In one word, who is Jesus Christ to you?

#KentuckyPuritan
e) What does the blood of Calvary mean to you?
f) Is repentance part of your Christian life?
g) What is your prayer life like?
h) Were you a planned child?
i) Were you conceived out of wedlock?
j) Have you personally ever had psychiatric counseling?

#ModernPuritans
k) Have you, your parents or grandparents been in any cults?
l) Have you ever made a pact with the devil?
m) Have you ever been involved in Eastern religion?
n) Have you ever visited heathen temples?

#ChristianCults
o) Do you have any witches, such as "good luck kitchen witches," in your home?
p) Do you have lustful thoughts?
q) To your knowledge, was their evidence of lust in your
family line?
r) Do you frequently masturbate?
s) Have you ever been a victim of incest by a family member?
t) Have you ever committed incest, rape or molested anyone?
Have you ever committed fornication, adultery, been with
prostitutes, had homosexual or lesbian desires or experience?
v) Have you ever sexually fantasized about an animal?

#hate
w) Have you been in involved in oral or anal sex?
x) Have you fathered a child that has been aborted?
y) Has pornography ever attracted you?
z) Do you have desires of having sex with a child?

#cults
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