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Trump advocates war crimes. "You have to take out their families."
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President Trump is out of his goddamned mind EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. His twitter feed is a nightmare-fueled descent into the mind of a raving lunatic.
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Says President Executive Time, dutifully attending to a full day of doing FUCKING NOTHING.
Trump's hairpiece has its own circulatory system, and his dental glue is obviously made in the same Chinese factory that manufactures his ugly ties. "God Bless the United Shtates"
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Trump has been obviously laundering money from Russia for years, possibly decades. (Prove me wrong, President Asshole)
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Trump saddles up a fucking motorcade to travel 100 feet across the street.
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Trump brags about the size of his dick on national television.
(And as any woman can tell you, you're not fooling anyone, Captain Tinydick)