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Dear MCM, I have received messages upon messages, letters upon letters from your respective WCWs, and immediately after Dear sir, the subject of their letter, written in Red block letters is the same across board.
it reads
PLEASE SAVE OUR BREASTS.
it reads
PLEASE SAVE OUR BREASTS.
The horrors I read in therein, is what has prompted this #GuidesByStevhoe
A particular babe even said she and her friends now call her MCM, Emma Eba.
Why?
She said the way he kneads her breast, it feels like he has egusi soup close by and will cut and dip some breasts in it
A particular babe even said she and her friends now call her MCM, Emma Eba.
Why?
She said the way he kneads her breast, it feels like he has egusi soup close by and will cut and dip some breasts in it
MCMs we cannot continue like this. Your WCW cannot eventuarry hand over her breasts to you and you disappoint.
You don’t want them to save your name with BoobsConan or BobbyVuga because you destroy the entire breast when you’re done.
No! It will not be your portion
Amem?
You don’t want them to save your name with BoobsConan or BobbyVuga because you destroy the entire breast when you’re done.
No! It will not be your portion
Amem?
Let’s get right into it.
The breast is a delicate part of the body.
DO NOT SQUEEZE WITH VENGEANCE
Any problems you’re having with your WCW can always be sorted in a mature way like adults. No need to transfer your angst to it.
#BoobsNotWetJeans bro
The breast is a delicate part of the body.
DO NOT SQUEEZE WITH VENGEANCE
Any problems you’re having with your WCW can always be sorted in a mature way like adults. No need to transfer your angst to it.
#BoobsNotWetJeans bro
There’s a difference between fondling, and jacking breasts like “Today Na today,you no go escape,i go put you for corner I’m ready for you”
Or strangling the Bobby like it committed a crime
Or is giving you breast now a crime? Tell us Charles Anenih Thou child of wickedness
Or strangling the Bobby like it committed a crime
Or is giving you breast now a crime? Tell us Charles Anenih Thou child of wickedness
One WCW said “he squeezes my breast like orange”, and I’m like who told him that’s how 5alive makes their berry blast.
Another WCW said he kneads it like someone making bread. I asked, does he work in a bakery or makes cake, negative she said.
Then brother why? Wuz goin on?
Another WCW said he kneads it like someone making bread. I asked, does he work in a bakery or makes cake, negative she said.
Then brother why? Wuz goin on?
Brother!!!
The focus should be to fondle gently, i mean gently. Use your fingers deftly. Like life, Bobby Na Jeje.
I know the country is hard, but your WCWs breast though also starts with B, is not Buhari. Don’t too vex plis
The focus should be to fondle gently, i mean gently. Use your fingers deftly. Like life, Bobby Na Jeje.
I know the country is hard, but your WCWs breast though also starts with B, is not Buhari. Don’t too vex plis
DO NOT GO STRAIGHT FOR THE NIPPLES
Some WCWs have complained that no sooner has Bobby escaped the hold of the bra, boom!!! your MCM has rushed it like hot Indomie.
Baba calm down. Relaiz your navs
Some WCWs have complained that no sooner has Bobby escaped the hold of the bra, boom!!! your MCM has rushed it like hot Indomie.
Baba calm down. Relaiz your navs
I know she calls you baby, hence you’re always tempted to once you see nipples, dive in to suck. But you know your age sir. Do we need to remind you?
You need to build anticipation sir. Stroking and gentle massaging is your friend. Light kisses everywhere (side boobs,etc) except the nipples is your bestie. Circling around the nipples themselves with your tongue will make her say haysss! leave the friend zone and come 2ru
IT IS NOT PURE WATER SACHET SIR PLIS
If eventually you get to put your mouth on the nipples, please this isn’t the time to do throwback Thursday to when you were a baby,when they sat and watched your infant head, and you were hungry,and start sucking aggressively. I implore you
If eventually you get to put your mouth on the nipples, please this isn’t the time to do throwback Thursday to when you were a baby,when they sat and watched your infant head, and you were hungry,and start sucking aggressively. I implore you
Some MCMs have been accused of sucking so hard that I wonder how much is pure water sir, why so wicked. What is your ambition? Your aims and objective for this breast.
Please Egbon suck gently.
Do not let them trend #breastnotperewinkle for your case brodaa Ifeanyi
Please Egbon suck gently.
Do not let them trend #breastnotperewinkle for your case brodaa Ifeanyi
GO TO IYA BASIRA IF YOU WANT TO BITE POMO, FREE YOUR WCWs
It was also brought to my notice, that there are some of you, presumably cultists and cannibals (Cos I don’t see the light of the lord in your hearts) who bite some WCWs nipples like they’re disciplining Kpomo N150
It was also brought to my notice, that there are some of you, presumably cultists and cannibals (Cos I don’t see the light of the lord in your hearts) who bite some WCWs nipples like they’re disciplining Kpomo N150
Some WCWs have said it is fine to use teeth ONLY if you know what you’re doing. Lightly plis.
It’s not when you finish your 40 days fasting, you’ll want to break it with someone’s nipples.
That’s why i decree, if the is your plan? Thunder will break your teeth
WCWs say amen?
It’s not when you finish your 40 days fasting, you’ll want to break it with someone’s nipples.
That’s why i decree, if the is your plan? Thunder will break your teeth
WCWs say amen?
Once more I must note here that multitasking is important. Do not also allow them rename you Emeka-Left bobby, Or you see your name as Pius the right man thinking it’s good, not knowing it’s Cos you focus on only one breast.
#bothbreastlivesmatter
#equalityforallbreasts
#bothbreastlivesmatter
#equalityforallbreasts
Aside the cultists who eat nipples,
I hear there are some of you who twist the nipples, in a bid, I can only assume, to find radio signal.
My brother if you continue like this,
Instead of the soft moan of pleasure, you may hear “This is Soundcity”
Na beg we Dey beg you sir
I hear there are some of you who twist the nipples, in a bid, I can only assume, to find radio signal.
My brother if you continue like this,
Instead of the soft moan of pleasure, you may hear “This is Soundcity”
Na beg we Dey beg you sir
Cupping breast is an art, start under and move inwards, don’t forget the side boobs. Same applies for fondling, et al.
The focus should be to give the woman pleasure. That’s what will set you apart. Treat the breast like a temple, worship in it gently, not “die by fire” plis
The focus should be to give the woman pleasure. That’s what will set you apart. Treat the breast like a temple, worship in it gently, not “die by fire” plis
Dear MCMs when handling breasts, it is important to remember
THE IDEA IS TO STIMULATE AND PLEASURE, NOT TO EMPTY IT
THE IDEA IS TO STIMULATE AND PLEASURE, NOT TO EMPTY IT
This guide serves to list some do nots as polled from many WCWs. So while we understand that there are some WCWs out there, who want you to with their nipple, tune into AIT, and some also who want you to be KolaTerminator, we strongly advise you start gently
So to recap
Buy Peak if you want milk, your WCWs boobs is not where to suck it out from
Don’t finish everywhere with spit, I trust your WCW already had her bath
#BreastNotHorn it’s not third mainland bridge, Nobody is dragging road with you. Press gently
Buy Peak if you want milk, your WCWs boobs is not where to suck it out from
Don’t finish everywhere with spit, I trust your WCW already had her bath
#BreastNotHorn it’s not third mainland bridge, Nobody is dragging road with you. Press gently
Spread the Love. while some women may have sensitive nipples, many too don’t. Focus everywhere
Whatever your hands findeth to do,do diligently and gently. Caress gently, stroke gently. Kiss gently, suck gently.Alternate between fingers and hands sir, she’ll shout Seun thank you
Whatever your hands findeth to do,do diligently and gently. Caress gently, stroke gently. Kiss gently, suck gently.Alternate between fingers and hands sir, she’ll shout Seun thank you
If you must use teeth, make sure you’re not hungry, or breaking a fast or anything else that will make you want to chew the boobs or bite the breast
#breastNotOrbitgum eh plis brodaaa Sixtus
#breastNotOrbitgum eh plis brodaaa Sixtus
It is my hope that with this #GuidesByStevhoe,though not exhaustive,you become the best you can be. A prolific breast handler, a satisfaction master, such that on your WCWs phone your name will be changed to Bsc. Not the degree,but Breast satisfaction consultant.
Amem somebody!
Amem somebody!
Thanks for reading.
Dear WCWs tag your MCMs who need this guide
Remain guided.
With Love
Uncle Stevhoe
#GuidesByStevhoe
Dear WCWs tag your MCMs who need this guide
Remain guided.
With Love
Uncle Stevhoe
#GuidesByStevhoe
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