Thread by @ItsUncleStephen

Going to Lagos island market is not for the faint hearted. I must have entered almost 4000 shops today looking for a shade of burgundy material with my friend and his fiancée. Health app is saying I’ve walked just 6000 steps. Coulda sworn it’s up to 1 million.

I’m tired man.

Funny all the burgundy looked the same to me and my friend but no o, for his madam, it’s either too deep, too light, or too busy( I’m like busy doing what again chineke nnam)

And boom we’re off to another shop.

And I’m like

Then when we find the right color, price becomes the wahala.

Shop 1: it’s N5000
Shop 2: it’s N5000
Shop 4532.12 : madam it’s N5000

Friends fiancée: Let’s check the next shop

I and my friend:

Plot twist is that we’re not even done. My friend says I should come and follow them next Saturday again.

Me next Saturday:

When I no be Israelite escaping from Egypt. Which kind of trekking is this.

This will be me when he tries to pull the “But stevhoe, you be my guy” card...