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Zach Price
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Lizzo’s “Boys” as lizards, a thread:
I like Big Boys
Itty Bitty Boys
Mississippi Boys
Inner City Boys
I like the Pretty Boys with the Bow Tie
Get Your Nails Did
Let It Blow Dry
I Like a Big Beard
I Like a Clean Face
I Don’t Discriminate
Come and Get a Taste
From the Playboys
To the Gay Boys
Go and Slay Boys
You my Fave Boys
Omg I'm glad so many of y'all find this as funny as I do!! My college's financial aid screwed me and I'm short $50 on rent for this month - my Venmo is @ PriceZach. If you donate I'll make a thread of anything you want as "Boys" by Lizzo 💞
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OH MY GOD @lizzo RT’D ME I’M GONNA CRY
It’s come to my attention that there are no chameleons in this thread so here’s @thelastlstein’s scale boy Lloyd here to remind you to REGISTER TO VOTE!!! If you live in Texas, feel free to DM me with questions. Otherwise, check out Vote.org for more info
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