Thread by @uncleDemola

20 kind of WhatsApp users you're likely to have amongst your contacts.

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1. The Ghosts

These kind of people are very secretive. Their last seen, read receipt (blue tick) is usually turned off, they don't have a display picture, you won't even know that they see your status as their names won't show when they've seen your status.

2. The Birthday Celebrants

I don't know if they have the whole world's contact on their phones or they have the details of everyone's birthday on their phone

Today happy birthday to my boo, tomorrow happy birthday to my darling Tunde, next tomorrow happy birthday my baby girl

3. The Updater

It's very simple to kidnap these set of WhatsApp users as they always update everyone with their location

If they go to Shoprite, they will post it, on bike, they will post it, even when they're dying, they will upload it on their status "Dying things".

4.The Uploaders 

These ones can upload pictures for Africa. If they snap 20 pictures, they will upload that 20 pictures on their status. Sometimes you'd even think they're backing up their pictures on their status.

5. The Religious

These set of WhatsApp users don't upload wordly things. Their life is concentrated on God as all they post are Bible texts, Christian quotes, sermons and other Christian related activities.

6. The Business woman

These set of WhatsApp user can advertise anything that has to do with business, human hair, shoes, bags, clothes. They can even go to the extent of advertising kidney and liver for sale.

7. The Imbeciles

Many ladies are on this table.
All they do is to record a video of their faces while a song is being played. They will now be licking lips, moving their head & changing the position of the camera without uttering a single word.
No be imbeciles dey do like that?

8. The Relationship Coach

These one have become relationship coaches due to heartbreaks.
On their status, you will be seeing stuff like "relationships is all about ups and downs, in and out, left and right"

Oga shut up, we know they've broken your heart.

9. The Broadcaster

This is the category where you find Nigerian mothers. All they do is to send broadcast messages to their children. They will send something like... "Jesus will be coming to earth through Ojuelegba axis. Send to 10 people and he will tell you the date and time"

10. The Enjoyment Minister

These ones are very gentle and easy going. All the post on their status is all about enjoyment. Today they are in the club, tomorrow they are in Domino's, next tomorrow, they're in a wedding reception.
Awon jaiye jaiye

11. The Beggars

These ones are stylish beggars. They are very coded. All you'll see on their WhatsApp status is "My subscription will expire this afternoon 😭😭", "who will buy pizza for me?", "I need airtime", "I'm bored, who's gonna take me out".

Beggy beggy somebody

12. The Economists

These ones have PhD in Data Management. When others are subscribing 3 times a month, they can manage 15mb for a whole month.
All they do is to turn on their data, reply messages, switch off data and .........BOOM, till tomorrow

13. The Contester

These ones are always contesting for something on Instagram. All the post on their WhatsApp status is "I'm contesting for the most beautiful girl in Yabatech. Follow the link and like my picture, please"

Awon most beautiful

14. The Screenshotters

They post screenshot of chats for a living and majority of them are ladies. All because a guy tells them they are beautiful, they will screenshot the chat and upload on their status with the caption "awwnnn... thank you babes"

15. The Lovers

Just because their relationship is going well, they won't let us rest. They will just be uploading pictures of their partner on their status. You that is not in a relationship will now be wondering what you're doing with your single life.

16. The Disguiser

They are coded but deep down we know they are bad guys. All they upload on their status are great quotes, religious quotes, motivational quotes. But the day you go through their chats or videos, what your eyes would see, your mouth wont be able to talk about it

17. The Mini Celeb

These ones will be forming celebrity all because they have so many unread messages. When you send them messages like "okay, yes, no, fine", they won't even open to read it, they will just leave it like that so they would have more unread messages.

18. The Proud Ones

These set of WhatsApp users don't reply messages on time. They will see your messages but will choose to ignore.  They will now be doing as if they're doing something positive with their time.

19. The Dangotes

These set of WhatsApp users don't turn off data. They're not bothered of how much data is left as they're always online. As soon as you send them a message on WhatsApp, it delivers immediately and you get a reply as soon as they have access to their phones.

20. The Straight Replier

They are the most annoying set of people to chat with on WhatsApp They chat you up to tell you you don't chat with them. When u now try to initiate a conversation, they'll be giving straight replies like "yes, fine, no, k, maybe, oh,"

*Contact deleted*

21. The Emoji Users

These set of WhatsApp users can't do without emojis. For every chat they reply, an emoji must be included.

Good morning baby 🌅
I'm hungry🍿🍿🍕🍕🍕
I'm angry at you 😡😠😭😭
You just broke my heart 💔😡😭

It's as if they don't include emojis, they will die

22. The Non-Emoji Users

These ones are very annoying. Emojis are easier ways of expressing some things you don't or might not be able to type, but it's a lie, they will type it themselves.

*Laughs*, *Laugh out loud*, *Smiles*, *Heart break*, *Crying*

23. The Abbreviators

If you don't read their messages twice, you won't understand what they're saying.

That was how one confused me one day when she told me "Demola, I dnt lik d fact dat you dnt alwys cum on tym"

Cum?

24. The Needy 

The only time these set of WhatsApp users will chat you up is when they need your help. For over 3 months, you guys won't chat and all of a sudden they will chat you up with "baba, abeg I need your help"

Who is your baba?

25. The Slow Typer

You'd want to reply their message on WhatsApp but you will see "Olamide is typing"

You will stop typing and exercise patience, thinking Olamide is typing a long text. By the time you receive Olamide's text after 2 minutes, you'll just see "OK bro"

26. The Thief

Their main aim on WhatsApp is to steal statuses, nothing more. When you upload a picture of the spaghetti you just finished cooking on your status, they will steal it, upload it and caption it "my baby just delivered this food to my house. I love you babes"

27. The Status Beggar

They are monitoring spirits. Just because they know you upload nice and funny videos on your status, they are patiently waiting so they can beg you to send it to them.

28. The Freshers

They will be doing as if they are the first set of students to get admission into the University.

All they upload on their status is "7am class, boring lecture, Matriculation in 3 days, CHM 101 💔"

Status will be empty after first semester result

29. The Entertainer

These ones makes our WhatsApp more fun as all they post on their status are savage replies, screenshots from Twitter and funny videos. They bring the fun & entertainment down to you via their WhatsApp status.

If you fall under this category, I appreciate you

30. The GB WhatsApp users

These ones are Criminals, Terrorists & Armed Robbers. All in the name of bypassing some certain things, they'll ignore the normal WhatsApp for GB WhatsApp

If you have any friend using GB WhatsApp, rename & save their contacts using the name "TERRORIST"

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