Nurse KC: Doc, are you free? There's a new patient that will like to see you.
Me: Okay, Please send her in.
Patient: Good morning Doc, I am about 3 months pregnant but still seeing my menses monthly and I am worried.
Me: It is not normal to be pregnant and still be bleeding or seeing your menses.
Any pregnancy symptoms?
Patient: They said I should not go to any hospital for antenatal or pregnancy tests because the baby won't show in scan and pregnancy test would be negative.
It is strange that a woman will be pregnant for 3 months yet PT test can't detect hCG level or ultrasound scan show the fetus.
Patient: Ha! Doc, you've not heard about cryptic pregnancy that most women are going for in this town?
Patient: No, Doc there's a woman that gets women pregnant via cryptic pregnancy n they even have a WhatsApp group where some ladies share their testimonies
Cryptic is something obscure/not clear or mysterious.
Why allow someone help make you pregnant and it's is now cryptic/hidden or suspicious?
Me: Okay, let's google what cryptic pregnancy is all about together.
They aren’t common, but they’re not unheard of, either. It has an incidence of 1:475. Causes are not clear.
On my 1st visit to the clinic after confirmation of payment, something was inserted into my vagina..
Patient: No
Me: Why not? Beside being a Lawyer don't you know it is your right to know what drug is being given to you, why it's being given and possible side effects/reactions?
Patient: (Awkward silence)
Patient: Was told to only visit their clinic and come regularly for an injection until the completion of 9 months after which I will deliver via c/s because the baby is a special one. And that I will continue seeing my menses but should not be bothered
Patient: Three
Me: Okay, now before we continue let's do an "Abdominopelvic ultrasound scan" with our 3D ultrasound machine and have our experienced Radiologist & Sonographer search for that hidden baby in your body
Only findings was an enlarged liver, ?left ureteric stone, right ovarian cyst and multiple leiomyoma