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Trump needs to be brought up before the Hague for Crimes Against Dancing
Look, if you're gonna come into my timeline and defend those dance moves, you're so far into the tank for Trump you qualify as a cultist
"Well, this is just part of his genius 3-dimensional dancing game" - MAGA hat guy
You need to put aside politics and admit that, objectively, Marianne Williamson actually dances pretty well while Trump dances like an overserved spaz sophomore at a 1986 Sigma Nu mixer
for all you bigots denigrating Caucasian dancing abilities, I will have you know I can more than hold my own on the dance floor (as long as it's Rockabilly, Western Swing, or Jump Blues)
in conclusion, lack of melanin is NOT an excuse for incompetent dancing. This is the soft bigotry of low expectations
