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@tnyfrontrow Just a few Trump-insomnia inspired Downton Abbey tweets.

It is a great, gallumphing, Dusney ride if a thing! 1.
@tnyfrontrow Mr. Pamuk needed a flashback scene 2.

@tnyfrontrow The couple next to me started making out whenever a helicopter shot if a Great Manse showed up on screen.

As we were in those reclining comfy chairs, they made distressingly squeaky, bouncy sounds. And I was rather too horizontal for comfort. 3.
@tnyfrontrow Mrs. Patmore's facial expressions at the grocers, and expressions of the grocer, were perfectly calibrated. 4.
@tnyfrontrow Daisy's romantic story line was ridiculous. 5.
@tnyfrontrow I think the ballroom scene sent the couple next to me into a Great British Houses" -inspired petite mort. 6.
@tnyfrontrow Matthew Goode is always a welcome sight, but, c'mon, stuffing him into the last 3 minutes of the movie??? 6.
@tnyfrontrow The Downton movie featured a scene inspired from "Hustlers" in which a scheming woman drugged an obnoxious man for profit, and left him unattended for a good chunk of time. 6.
@tnyfrontrow I could watch an entire film of The Evil Royal Butler lovingly decanting fine old wines from the Downton cellar.

Matthew's Rhys and Goode should do a wine episode at Downton!
@tnyfrontrow Between The Matthews Rhys and Goode, Mr. Pamuk, and the couple next to me at "Downton Abbey" , this thread is a bit...Thirsty...but it IS late-night Twitter.
@tnyfrontrow Anyway, I enjoyed all the scrubbing up the house, raking the gravel, and, especially, all the Silverware
Scenes (plus aforementioned decanting).

Just for bonus, I am attaching a shot of my cool new, sky blue Creuset stew pot!
@tnyfrontrow Mary is still horrid. Edith is underserved. Lady and Lord Grantham are adorable.
@tnyfrontrow Branson needs to watch Ken Loach's "Wind That Shakes The Barley."

@tnyfrontrow The whole Princess Mary and husband thing was...baffling.
@tnyfrontrow OK need to finish.

"THE SECOND MRS BATES": "A film about false imprisonment, extorted labor, theft of trinkets, food hoarding and Assault and Battery On A Water Heater."
@tnyfrontrow Yikes, the light switch needs to be painted, but is in shadow and looks awful here.
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