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1) Let's pose a hypothetical here. Let me present some hypotheses and some facts that build up into what I see as what happened.

Fact: Schiff coordinated the leaker effort to deal maximum damage for months preceding the complaint itself.
2) Fact: The whistleblower complaint was launched right when the DNI position was in flux, as the DNI's office would have to have been handling it so Schiff could make it an Intel committee matter rather than a Foreign Affairs committee manner (schiff heads intel, engle heads FA)
3) Fact: This complaint, even at the most basic understanding of the material it is about, has little to nothing to do with intelligence, it is Foreign Affairs or possibly Judiciary given Barr's involvement, as Acting DNI Maguire noted and acted upon.
4) Presumed fact: The ICIG would not have had time to acquire the transcript of the call even if they had tried to, and they probably didn't.

Fact: The first actual action the ICIG took was in 4 days giving the complaint to the acting DNI who appropriately tossed it like garbage
5) Fact: Both the ICIG and the acting DNI are Trump appointees. The only non-Trump appointees in the executive branch who made decisions on the complaint ended up being the DoJ ethics counsels who saw the whistleblower complaint for the complete fucking joke that it was.
6) Fact: Trump hasn't taken a single shot at the ICIG for his handling of the complaint.

Potentially biased but ultimately true fact: By forcing Schiff to use the media attack playbook, he and the rest of the Dems have been caught in a trap in which they are flailing helplessly.
7) Presumed fact: given details in the complaint like the ONLY STATE DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE THE WHISTLEBLOWER NAMED IN THE COMPLAINT ENDED UP BEING THE WRONG EMPLOYEE (that bits fact) someone set a trap with the whistleblower/leaker.
8) Now, my hypothesis:

Trump and co knew about this leaker, who probably has leaked shit before. They knew he was sniffing around about Ukrainian efforts which had already been publicly disclosed. They turned him by feeding him false information through trusted intermediaries.
9) They did this to track the path of the leak, and told the ICIG to look out for the Ulrich Brechbuhl name, as that would be the indicator that the leak was bullshit. The leak found its way to Schiff, who attempted to weaponize the leak by making it a whistleblow retroactively.
10) Of course it looks weird that the ICIG 'considered it credible'. Of course it looks weird that the ICIG 'changed forms after the fact'. Of course it looks weird that they 'forwarded the complaint to Maguire without reading the transcript.'

The ICIG knew it was bullshit.
11) They knew it was bullshit, sat on it for 4 days until Maguire was in place, and then sent it to him, where the game became forcing Schiff to go to the WaPo, specifically to find out WHICH WaPo reporters he went to.

There is now a path of the whistleblower to schiff to WaPo.
12) Now, the trap is sprung.

The ICIG did nothing wrong.

THE ICIG DID NOTHING WRONG.

'Oh but his bullshit excuse on why he changed the foooooorrrrrrmmmmssss'
13) WHAT YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

You want the ICIG to say he was part of a fucking sting to catch Schiff in the act of knowingly leaking the details of privileged presidential communications to the Washington Post? Is that what you want?
14) If he wanted to, Trump just has to submit 30 days written notification to Congress, say, "This jackass forwarded an obviously partisan attack under the guise of a whistleblower complaint, tainting the whistleblower process. He can't do his job." No vote, just 'you're fired.'
15) Some people are jumping on the bandwagon, but the people spearheading the attack? They don't like the ICIG, just like they didn't like Rosenstein, BECAUSE THEY DON'T GET THEIR JUICY JUICY FUCKING LEAKS.

The media relies on leaks to do business. Pols use leaks to buy airtime.
16) Oh yeahhhhhhh. Every time you see Gaetz or Schiff or Swalwell or some other media-friendly congressman on TV, I can fucking guarantee they bought time on that channel in exchange for juicy leaks from the Intel or Judiciary committees.
17) What's that? Rowdy Gowdy became a Fox News contributor? AFTER he spent the last 2 years of his political career roasting Rosenstein?

Quid Pro Motherfucking Quo, Faux News style. Rosenstein wouldn't give Hannity or Tucker the leaks, so Gowdy bought a job by attacking him.
18) You want proof? You want motherfucking proof?

Trump is YELLING out warnings in front of a chopper and on Twitter telling Schiff his ass better go ahead and resign! They've got Schiff dead to rights soliciting and passing on leaks!
19) The ONLY reason Schiff will still be in Congress in 2 weeks is because Trump wants Schiff exactly where he is, in position to lead the Dems like dumbass fucking cattle into the fucking slaughterhouse. The warnings are that if he's smart he would go ahead and quit.
20) Seriously. The leak game is changed. This is strategery 101. Trump and co stopped the real leaks, and declined prosecutions for the leakers that they could turn into weapons. They weaponized their own leaks so they could map out and abuse the entire leak network, TRAPPING IT.
21) Strategery is you don't try to beat your opponent. You make them unable to win.

They know the entire leak network. The Debradelai Rat List? That's the tip of the iceberg on the media side. The entire anti-Trump apparatus was relying on leaks to fuel their attacks.
22) So you don't beat the leaks, you poison their entire network.

You put people in place who will play along, will play dumb if necessary, and let the Demediacrats fall ass over teakettle into disaster after fucking disaster. You leave leakers in place to keep fueling that fire
23) That's right motherfuckers. The red ring is back out. Fuck all this nonsense.

Trump has been using this playbook for YEARS NOW. HOW DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NOT GET THAT?

HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT TRUMP PUTS PEOPLE RIGHT WHERE HE NEEDS THEM TO BE TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE?
24) 'But muh whistleblowers'

MOTHERFUCKERS. Whistleblowing has been DEAD since the Obama era. There are no real honorable whistleblowers left in the US government. The Obama administration persecuted and destroyed them, and shocked the rest into fucking silence.
25) So what if whistleblowing now requires secondhand rather than firsthand knowledge? If there's no true whistleblowers left, then you might as well put in IG's who can sort the real from the bullshit, and know what to do with the bullshit to punish those who would abuse it.
26) THAT'S what happened here. You think the ICIG will admit he's now part of a complex organizational apparatus meant to annihilate the fucking corrupt ass democrats from orbit with trap after trap? Fuck no he can't, b/c then NO ONE would go through him again and ruin the trap!
27) Fuck it, rant over. You get it, or you don't get it, and when you don't get it, you're just going to keep being afraid, because the media has conditioned you to be afraid.

Fuck your fear.

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