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POTUS takes the WH podium to announce that "the better future for Syria" is .... <<drumroll>>... ASSAD AND PUTIN!

Aka exactly same sh*t as there was when uprising started in 2011.

Makes sure to emphasize the important thing is the oil.

He's like a cartoon.
"Let someone else fight over this long blood-stained sand"

Tulsi may as well already be president.
You want to know what's blood-stained? POTUS's hands.
You can practically here POTUS's feckless words -- LET SOMEONE ELSE DO IT -- write themselves in 2-foot high letters into the marble wall of a memorial 🙄

Or, one might almost say -- I REALLY DONT CARE, DO YOU?
"Defeat is victory" says the politburo.
POTUS just made clear that his foreign policy is "we think dictators provide more stability, so we like them a lot more, and people should stay and die in their own countries under oppression, because f*ck it"
When do you think POTUS will launch a tribunal to prosecute the Iraq war? Tulsi and Rand can be co-chairs
They can bring back Rohrabacher and Matt Whitaker as prosecutors -- and that Kansas election fraud idiot. He can lean on Liz Cheney to prosecute her own dad.
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