Mr. President, make him the White House dog and have him follow you around to all your Press Conferences!
Trump inviting the dog that helped take down Baghdadi to the White House and treating him to Big Macs would be pretty epic. 
Dumb Reporter: “Sir, why (insert dumbass question) can you please explain that?!”
Baghdadi Dog growls
President Trump laughs: “What he said.”
Baghdadi Dog growls
President Trump laughs: “What he said.”
