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Proud to have the lowest revenue per follower of any account on Twitter
Don't get me wrong, I deeply appreciate and thank everyone who has sent me a few bucks via Patreon. As long as it's enough to convince my wife that typing stuff on this dump isn't a complete waste of time, I'm good
wife: why do you waste so much time on that stupid Twitter thing
me: well, uh, I'm kind of a semi-big deal, and I have followers and stuff
wife:
me:
wife:
me: here's $34
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