"Shit, sweetheart, he was supposed to be our great witness but he just crapped the bed for us. He gave the Democrats everything they want. It's fucking Nunes, man, he doesn't know shit for shit. He's Trump's Flavor Flav but he doesn't know-- whoop sorry gotta go." 
"Yeah, baby. A total fuckin' nightmare. I couldn't spin my way out of this one and you know I'm a silver-tongued devil. So go ahead and liquidate the Magnum fund, send all the money to the offshore account. Shit's going to get bad, quick."
"Smile, Devin, smile. If you smile they won't know you're dying inside. It's like they pulled your pants down on national television. Nobody else will talk to me. Damn."
"Eric, can I be honest? I think it was a fart."
"When I get home I am just going to kill at Call of Duty. It's been that kind of day. Everything's coming up Schiff."
