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@msnbc’s chyron: “Sondland confirms deal with Ukraine, implicates Trump” 🍿
Cue your stamp if you had “we followed the president’s orders” and “quid pro quo” on your impeachment bingo card... #ImpeachmentHearings
Shorter Sondland: The sociopath made us do it, he ordered the code red and we couldn’t say no. #ImpeachmentHearings
Rick Perry in absentia:
Artistic rendering of what’s happening to Rudy Giuliani right now:
Lordy, I’ve lost track of how many people the Sondland bus has run over in the last 15 minutes, this is a mass casualty. 🚨
He just said Pence, CALL 911. #ImpeachmentHearings
Goldman is a certified beast. 🔥🔥 #ImpeachmentHearings
Brian Williams just said Sondland delivered a “blow torch testimony”. Agreed. #BurnItDown
Wasn’t this supposed to be a 5 minute break? 🧐 Look at the Republicans taking their sweet ass time to reassemble...
Nunes looks nervous and sweaty. 🥵
Nothing Nunes is saying makes sense. #ImpeachmentHearings
Not that the Republicans are rational beings, but it doesn’t seem like looking back to the 2016 election helps Trump’s case. Numerous people in Trump’s circle have already been convicted and some are already serving hard time for what they did to steal that election.
Seems like if they stay on this road, they’re backing themselves into a corner and inadvertently laying the groundwork for Ds to expand the articles of impeachment to include not just the Ukraine/Biden stuff but obstruction of Mueller’s probe and the 2016 election interference.
Nunes needs to just yield the balance of his time, this is nothing more than a verbal diarrhea of Fox conspiracy theories and Sondland is smirking his way through it. #ImpeachmentHearings
He actually yielded. LMFAOOO.
Sondland’s demeanor is pitch perfect. 🤣😩 The witness is literally laughing on the stand. Time for Castor to yield his time too...
Castor just said he wants to yield. I can’t fucking breathe. 😩😩😩
Sondland bus is back on the road...
“A$AP Rocky” - ::drink::
Sondland just guffawed at Jordan. He’s so damn loud and stupid that humor is the only way to make it through his tantrum. Yield your time, Gym.
Rep. Heck (D - Washington) just thanked Sondland for his stamina and he chuckled as if to say ‘trust me this bus ain’t no ways tired’. 😩 #ImpeachmentHearings
Sondland’s got jokes, y’all. Rep. Krishnamoorthi just asked him about Trump pretending he barely knows him and he replied “easy come, easy go” then laughed out loud. 🤣🤣#ImpeachmentHearings #AmericanSociopath
Nunes’ closing statement is a steaming pile of horse shit per usual. 💩💩💩
Round of applause for Chairman @RepAdamSchiff whose closing statement was the antithesis of his complicit GOP counterpart and expertly articulated to awaken the conscience of the nation. 👏🏾🔥👏🏾
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