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before I have that medical procedure to remove all traces of this general election from my brain there are a few moments worth reliving

1. Boris Johnson totally confused by a nursery class

2. Angela Rayner kills the nationalise sausage question

3. human centipede Michael Gove is taken apart

4. Johnny Mercer goes full cock piss partridge
5. danger to society Matt Hancock electrocutes his own hair
6. Richard Osman drops the c bomb on Johnson and Farage
6. sitcom character Pat Mountain realises her own party is racist
Gah! two sixes. Which means the next one will be EIGHT
(sorry 7)
8. TV producer saves interviewer from the Raab rage
9. Andrew Neill psychoanalyses a cold war veteran
10. Richard Osman drops the c bomb on Farage and Johnson
11. Benny Hill tribute hides in a fridge
12. bbc accidentally interview someone who understands politics
13. Andrew Neill almost salvages the BBC's political coverage
14. Boris Johnson reveals his true nature to the nation: a shifty phone thief
15. And finally, the only thing to really treasure from this whole fucking disaster, possibly the best moment in TV political history, David Cameron finding some solace with a tree

now this election can get tae fuck
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