Thread by @RobertPLewis

So to date, those pesky Russians have (according to leftist pundits):
-sent millions of agents to fill stadiums at Trump rallies
-hacked the DNC (take those honest Dem's word for it)
-unleashed a bot army (but the one LinkedIn cofounder funded to throw AL election is totes cool)-

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1217588527145410560

-hacked Burisma to make their owner a Putin-connected, shady AF oligarch
-hired Hunter Biden
-made laundering-style payments through Latvia & Cyprus to add shadiness to the deal
-made Joe Biden brag about firing the prosecutor investigating it
-told Hunter & Joe to wait until-

Zelensky won Ukraine election on anti-corruption before stepping down
-leaked evidence of the whole shady debacle to US media
-told Joe to enter 2020 race at the same time Hunter stepped down
-told Joe to give his bro a $1.5bn no-bid Iraq construction project, despite no -

Construction experience
-Told Joe to fly Hunter to China on AF2, go soft in negotiations so he could also walk away w/ $1.5bn
-Got Hunter hooked on crack
-Hooked Hunter up w/ dead brothers wife
-sent Hunter on crack-fueled strip club binges across the land

Those pesky Russians!