TRUMP: That’s a great question Sean. The Fake News Media would never ask me something like that. They are too afraid to ask me real questions. That’s why your ratings are through the roof. The answer is 6.
TRUMP: Crooked Hillary and China have been hatching this since I beat her in the elections. Remember the elections? We really got her. But no, many people are saying coronavirus is a big nothing. A stuffy nose.
TRUMP: I’m gonna fix Social Security. Terrible name. Sounds like socialist security. Who named it Bernie? I’m changing it. Cancer, cured. They say ‘No Mr. Trump it’s too hard.’ Jared will do it in like 5 seconds. Smart kid.
TRUMP: You know these people do nothing. I hear about it all the time when I am playing golf at my club. By the way, best golf club in the world. Maybe I put them in Constipation Camps?
TRUMP: Me. I always win. Take the impeachment hoax. That guy with the mustache was gonna snitch so I got my Senate to shut him up. It’s like playing Monopoly, but I‘m every piece, own the bank, skip luxury taxes, and my hotels aren’t red.