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"Commuters remain strangely unwilling to use the filthy, violent, dangerous Bay Area Robbery & Terror (BART) murder train for their local transit needs"🙄

Bonus points for using the phrase "luring them back" for a strategy of enticing crime victims back
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"A Tale of Two SF Chronicle Transit Graphics"

Regarding: the Bay Area Robbery & Terror (BART) Murder Train and the BIZARRELY INEXPLICABLE phenomenon of *declining* ridership🤷‍♂️

Homicide, rape, assault & robbery on BART have DOUBLED from 2015 to 2018🤔
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Scene:

A lavishly-appointed bunker deep inside BART HQ—as exuberantly overpaid public sector idiots deliberate as to exactly WHY stubborn commuters are unwilling to pay for the *privilege* of traveling via filthy subterranean rape, robbery & murder trains
transparentcalifornia.com/salaries/2018/…
Gen. Manager Crunican's diamond-encrusted fist pounds the BART boardroom table—jarring the obscenely expensive brandies of those assembled—as she shouts

"MORE VICTIMS FOR THE MURDER TRAIN!"

Grabbing a subordinate by the throat, she rasps

"Ridership IS money—like my $519,040"
Increasingly crazed by the threat of less income—because commuters actually value their lives and property—the BART Manager demands more ridership for her Murder Train

"DESTROY RIDESHARING" she screams #AB5

"FORCE THE PEONS ONTO MY MURDER TRAIN"
sfchronicle.com/bayarea/articl…
"Was the Shit Escalator … a little TOO much?"🤷‍♂️

The BART manager muses aloud.

Forcing commuters down a *literal* Shit Escalator *before* they are privileged to be robbed and/or raped/murdered on BART?

Maybe the Shit Escalator was too much, too soon🤔
sfgate.com/bayarea/articl…
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