Thread by @TrueAnonPod

Maximum respect to anyone quarantining in a studio apartment except if you are my enemy.

Quarantine tiers
1 - Large parents house in nice suburb from which you continue to work as a blue check freelance writer
2 - TrueAnon UltraBunker
3 - Roommates
4 - Roomates but with couple that fights
5 - Cavern (unlit)
6 - With Ex Wife
7 - Hospital with Armed Guard
8 -Studio

9 - Echo Park Artists Complex
10 - Palm Springs Airbnb with Vodka Type Alchololic Fake Cowboy Boyfriend
11 - Band practice space
12 - Some sort of loft with faulty ladder
13 - Italy
14 - “The Pussy Hole”
15 - The Piss Factory from that Patti Smith song
16 - Friends couch

17 - Prison that’s also grocery store
18 - Jade Helm Coordination Office as you watch all your friends mobilize for entirely different operation
19 - FEMA camp with whiny son
20 - VICE office as desk cleaner for Eve peyser
21 - International Space Station
22 - Sweat lodge

23 - Old timey style barber shop where the guys wear leather aprons and present as “straight bears”
24 - One bedroom but no hot water
25 - Camper outside Costco
26 - Human Kennel
27 - Sublet in Hitler’s forward bunker, the Wolf’s Lair
28 - Horny Mike’s place
29 - Tuscan villa

30 - Cam girl warehouse in Romania
31 - The Last WeWork in Wuhan
32 - the Pissant’s Lair
33 - Idlib one bedroom
34 - thst one place in Brooklyn. The Brooklyn pool? It’s called something like that. You live at the Smith’s night there
35 - Dachau
36 - Hospital Ship LA harbor

37 - With Me and My Wives
38 - Sunni Celebrity Center
39 - The tent city that Door Dash set up in Topanga where the workers are forced to live in steel bunk beds and eat sawdust bread
40 - Bolsonaro’s special bed he has for fucking his wife and screaming
41 - Kentucky

42 - Little St. James
43 - Skatetopia
44 - I think probably Seattle. Doesn’t sound great
45 - Belden’s Castle
46 - The place I go inside when Liz yells at me
47 - Covidslyvania
48 - The damn White House
49 - Raw condomless sex compound near Big Sur
50 - Studio apartment