Why Modi chose 22 March for Janata Curfew, and asked us to clap at 5PM, according to fake news university. You won’t find an explanation as hilarious and as mind numbing as this one.
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Two months ago, Modi met scientists of ISRO and Nasa to discuss #coronavirus, where he wondered if it would be possible to spray chemical all over India with the help of a satellite.
Nasa’s scientists even said Modi’s IQ is same as Einstein’s upon hearing the theory. Modi proposed to bring the satellite full of chemical in front of the sun on 22 March because it is the hottest day, so the steam from the satellite would start moving towards the earth.
Modi further said if you match the speed of the earth with the speed of satellite, the steam would only be concentrated towards India.
Nasa and ISRO scientists agreed this could be done. But Nasa turned out to be disloyal, and told Donald Trump about it.
Nasa and ISRO scientists agreed this could be done. But Nasa turned out to be disloyal, and told Donald Trump about it.
Trump said this experiment should happen in America. But the satellite full of chemicals is of an Indian make, and its remote is with Modi.
That is why Trump had come to India to ask for that remote. Modi obviously declined.
That is why Trump had come to India to ask for that remote. Modi obviously declined.
But if a chemical is sprayed all over India, what would be the health repercussions on Indians? Modi had an answer to that as well. Human body gets excited when we clap, and improves our immune system. That is why he asked us to clap at 5 PM.
I have received this forward from more than one person. If corona doesn't kill us, stupidity surely will.
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