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Here's a short list of Offenses committed by Trump that would have gotten Obama impeached *IMMEDIATELY*
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Here's a short list of Offenses committed by Trump that would have gotten Obama impeached *IMMEDIATELY*
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1. Lobbing missiles into Syria with no follow through.
2. Nude pics of FLOTUS
3. Giving his kids cushy WH jobs.
4. No tax returns.
1. Lobbing missiles into Syria with no follow through.
2. Nude pics of FLOTUS
3. Giving his kids cushy WH jobs.
4. No tax returns.
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5. Using Twitter.
6. Botched military raid.
7. RTing conspiracy website(s).
8. Typos on Twitter.
9. Not condemning Putin.
10. Mar-a-Lago
5. Using Twitter.
6. Botched military raid.
7. RTing conspiracy website(s).
8. Typos on Twitter.
9. Not condemning Putin.
10. Mar-a-Lago
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11. Using the phrase "Southern White House."
12. Ignoring Barron.
13. Insulting Germany.
14. Insulting Australia.
15. Insulting France.
11. Using the phrase "Southern White House."
12. Ignoring Barron.
13. Insulting Germany.
14. Insulting Australia.
15. Insulting France.
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16. Accusing predecessor of crime w/out proof, reason.
17. RTing a teenager.
18. Encouraging the use of "Sad!" on Twitter.
19. Gorka.
16. Accusing predecessor of crime w/out proof, reason.
17. RTing a teenager.
18. Encouraging the use of "Sad!" on Twitter.
19. Gorka.
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20. Bannon
21. Miller
22. KellyAnne F-ing Conway
23. Family staying in NY.
24. 4 vacays a month.
25. Dropping MOAB w/ no follow through.
20. Bannon
21. Miller
22. KellyAnne F-ing Conway
23. Family staying in NY.
24. 4 vacays a month.
25. Dropping MOAB w/ no follow through.
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26. Open FBI investigation
27. Charlottesville
28. Harvey
29. Ted Nugent in the Whitehouse
30. Insulting McCain
31. Insulting McConnell
26. Open FBI investigation
27. Charlottesville
28. Harvey
29. Ted Nugent in the Whitehouse
30. Insulting McCain
31. Insulting McConnell
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32. Twitter. So. Much. Twitter
33. Insulting China
34. Those God damned handshakes
35. Insulting the Pope
36. Tweeting fake history
32. Twitter. So. Much. Twitter
33. Insulting China
34. Those God damned handshakes
35. Insulting the Pope
36. Tweeting fake history
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37. Did I mention the f-ing Russia investigation?
38. Special Prosecuter hired
39. Firing Sally Yates.
40. Firing James Comey.
37. Did I mention the f-ing Russia investigation?
38. Special Prosecuter hired
39. Firing Sally Yates.
40. Firing James Comey.
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41. Firing Preet Bharara
42. Any Sean Spicer Presser
43. Any Steven Miller Presser
44. NOT firing Kushner
45. Fake News
46. Dissing WHCD
41. Firing Preet Bharara
42. Any Sean Spicer Presser
43. Any Steven Miller Presser
44. NOT firing Kushner
45. Fake News
46. Dissing WHCD
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47. This bullshit right here:
47. This bullshit right here:
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48. Or this nonsense:
48. Or this nonsense:
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49. That crazy rally in Phoenix
50. That crazy rally in Louisville
51. That crazy rally in Harrisburg
52. That crazy rally in Melbourne
49. That crazy rally in Phoenix
50. That crazy rally in Louisville
51. That crazy rally in Harrisburg
52. That crazy rally in Melbourne
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53. That crazy rally in Cedar Rapids
54. That crazy rally in Youngstown
55. That crazy rally in Huntington
56. Arpaio pardon.
53. That crazy rally in Cedar Rapids
54. That crazy rally in Youngstown
55. That crazy rally in Huntington
56. Arpaio pardon.
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57. Saying stupid shit like this:
57. Saying stupid shit like this:
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58. Thanking Putin
59. Empowering Nazis
60. Total inability to work with a same-party House and Senate
61. Pulling out of Paris Accord
58. Thanking Putin
59. Empowering Nazis
60. Total inability to work with a same-party House and Senate
61. Pulling out of Paris Accord
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62. Banning transgender people
63. Betsy Fucking DeVos
64. That moron heading the Department of Energy
65. Humiliating Romney
62. Banning transgender people
63. Betsy Fucking DeVos
64. That moron heading the Department of Energy
65. Humiliating Romney
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66. "Very fine people"
67. Bankrupting Secret Service
68. So much Fox and Friends
69. Insulting LGEN @MarkHertling
70. Failing @nytimes
66. "Very fine people"
67. Bankrupting Secret Service
68. So much Fox and Friends
69. Insulting LGEN @MarkHertling
70. Failing @nytimes
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71. Claiming election he won was rigged
72. Doubling down on racism
73. USS Fitzgerald
74. USS John S McCain
75. Threatening N Korea
71. Claiming election he won was rigged
72. Doubling down on racism
73. USS Fitzgerald
74. USS John S McCain
75. Threatening N Korea
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I'm stopping at 75. Not because there isn't more. What am I missing? END?
PS: This fiasco:
I'm stopping at 75. Not because there isn't more. What am I missing? END?
PS: This fiasco:
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Adding some new offenses to this #Thread:
76. Hocking awful hats on his website (while freaking President).
77. One word: Omarossa.
Adding some new offenses to this #Thread:
76. Hocking awful hats on his website (while freaking President).
77. One word: Omarossa.
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78. Milquetoast Harvey Response.
79. Milquetoast Irma Response.
80. "Be safe!"
78. Milquetoast Harvey Response.
79. Milquetoast Irma Response.
80. "Be safe!"
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81. Hiring a National Security Advisor without double checking to see if he was also a paranoid, traitorous spy.
81. Hiring a National Security Advisor without double checking to see if he was also a paranoid, traitorous spy.
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82. This actual tweet:
82. This actual tweet:
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83. And this actual quote:
83. And this actual quote:
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84. Imagine if Obama had four kids by three different women.
84. Imagine if Obama had four kids by three different women.
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85. That time he colluded with Russia in a massive scheme to defraud the American electorate and throw a presidential election.
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85. That time he colluded with Russia in a massive scheme to defraud the American electorate and throw a presidential election.
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