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David Burge
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OMFG this is literally the funniest thing in the history of Twitter
I'LL SHOW YOU THE SCIENCE PAPER
Good lord, I want this on a t-shirt
I'm convinced Kurt Eichenwald was invented by Ed Wood
I bet if Eichenwald got a toupee and skinny jeans Vox would hire him as Chief Science Paper Guy
BEHOLD THE SCIENCE PAPER WITH MATH-STYLE FUNNY LOOKING LETTERS
HERE WAS THE MATH
This also belongs on a t-shirt
Maybe everybody else on Twitter went to J-school and they'll be convinced by this screen-capped equation I found on Wikipedia
Maybe he used the famous equation B4*i4q(RU/18)Qt*π
...aaaaaaaaaand SCENE
I am literally rolling on the floor trying not to go into a laugh-induced coma
#EichenwaldMath
#EichenwaldMath
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